Swagger Inn Thread 135 - Series 3 is dodging through the schedules and nearing a climax. And frankly so are Team A after ep 8's bondage. So, put your bins out & get your perve on ready for ep 9

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Welcome regulars and noobs alike as we await the final two eps.

Filth and wild plot speculation is positively encouraged so let those imaginations run riot. Just remenber not to get so carried away that you forget to shere your thoughts here

Eee thanks for the pics they look lovely and so comfy. Much tidier than mine too!

Hope everything goes well at the hospital badders. I also use baby wipes for everything I have some polish somewhere but no dusters so think meh I'll use a baby wipe

I wish mine would play ps4 they are on me like leeches. I spent half hour making a homemade pizza with them which ended in tears and now ds made his usual Eugh noise and won't eat it. All it is is dough and cheese which is all he eats bread and cheese! Luckily dd is tucking into hers with all the trimmings on so wasn't a complete waste of time

Well I suppose I should try and get DC to get dressed...have to drop them at mums
I HATE having my hair done
Luckily I cunningly got my hairdresser addicted to GofT too so at least we have something to talk about

Hey wenchi

I have a proper Pimms jug

I need to buy a new sofa this weekend.... And guess what? There's an IKEA in the south suburbs! So, just googling Ektorp and checking the stock 😆 #international wench sofa solidarity.

Toddler wranglers - when Twinnos were two they were such a menace I literally NEVER took them into shops. Always left them with someone else and went alone with DS1 😆. Easy to judge til you've had to deal with it. I always try and give a reassuring glance or word to people trying to cope. We had a situ on a plane with various business types eye rolling at a young mum trying to cope with a small baby. Wankers. I did around loud comments about how well ahe was dealing with it.

Afternoon all. I am working. DS is watching TV. vive la school holidays!
Sod all to report, but glad to hear that Oz also has Ikeas

I once walked away and left DS when he was having a sit down protest in a supermarket, and waited roudn the corner (with occasional glances to check that he was still there, sulking, and that no concerned adult had removed him to a 'place of safety') Security were most amused "I do that with mine too...!" Eventually he came to find me. Little sod. That was only a couple of years ago. Prior to that I had to walk out of a ikea-type shop and adanbon my shopping with customer services, because he was being a little shit and refusing to behave. that one involved the rugby grip. Oh the joys...

I was meant to be working, wasn't I?!

Good luck with the list Elk

Lol badders at least it's not "what are you upto today" "any plans for the weekend?" awkward convos.

Ds was having one of his anxiety 'meltdowns' in the street the other day, there was a family just standing there watching because Ds was throwing himself all over the path and they couldn't get passed. He was kicking me etc and I apologised and they mumbled something and squeezed past. Could they have not gone on the road? They could see I was struggling. Luckily a lovely lady stopped to help me it's so nice when there are some people out there who are helpful and not judgey. I've also worked a trick out for dd when she's having a tantrum get someone to talk to her and she's that shy she stops crying and just hides into me and forgets what set her off in the first place

Looks like I'll have to purchase an ikea sofa just to be part of this club then!

Afternoon wenches

Ah yes the rugby hold , I remember when they were small enough to do that. Also have fond memories of pretending to leave DS down the park once. Got a few gobsmacked looks for that

Comtesse!!!
Dooooo iiiiiittttttt

I work with kids with additional needs so it wouldn't have bothered me
and yes they should have gone into the road

My dream was VERY sweaty, VERY explicit, and I ended up VERY tangled in the sheets

He was also very rough....didn't know he had it in 'im

Shitting hell I need to get some packing done. I don't know where to start!

That sounds like a tough outing Crumpet

My dream sex life is about as satisfying as my real life one frankly. Any dream action has been with people I have no interest in whatsoever. Frankly, even an Athos sex dream would be an improvement

And I love your couch --and you- Bads

A sex dream about a rough Athos Elk

it was TB

Made up for the one where the wenches all locked me in a car with the child locks on whilst they all chatted and schmoozed with Tom Burke

Afternoon all!

This morning I went to do some last minute holiday shopping and DH said he would come too, as there is stuff he needs. I hate him shopping with me but we're running out of time. Wenches, do not ever take a man into a lingerie department, particularly if he has a loud voice and no inhibitions. I ended coming away without making a purchase.

Now he's gone off with my iPad to try to get the satnav working on it, after flattening the battery on my phone.

The only dream I had about TB was of him taking me onto the stage at a theatre and showing me around. It pretty much came true as I was about 6 feet short of being on a stage with him, and talked to him after.

Oh, I also dreamt I was interviewing him and Santi for a magazine. That one won't come true.

I have never had a Tom/athos/musketeer dream

I only have naughty dreams when I'm pregnant 🤔
And I'm def not pregnant unless sperm can get through a sash window
Elk...maybe a nice sit down an a biscuit would help?
I always think "fuck it what I haven't got/forgotten I'll just buy when I get there" *

• of course this only works if you are not going to somewhere remote like the Himalayas.

DC have stopped fighting about Minecraft and are doing a fight to the death in the conservatory apparently. Sigh.

My hair looks ace EXCEPT for all the bloody GREY so I've got an emergency appt to go back for a colour tomorrow.
FMH

Hi all.

at sperm getting through sash window.

That sounds tough crumpet. The first time I met up with a wench who lives near me DS was literally laying on the ground drumming his fists and screaming. All I could do was move him onto wood chip area rather than tarmac. So embarrassed - his worst ever tantrum.

Feeling very sad about end of TM, but glad tavern is still here!

What did we decide to do in the end - finish this thread? Move elsewhere?

Lets see some Aramis finale pictures now there is nothing to spoil...

These are the pictures that I saw and found somewhat spoiler a few weeks ago. Even just the one by himself because he has Treville's necklace of honour on, and so it was pretty obvious what happened....

And here they are...

elk I'm jealous mine was rubbish in comparison. < crosses fingers for some better content tonight> oh and good luck with the packing.

apricot whoa I might be reading it wrong but you have met tom Burke? What was he like?

Glad your hair looks nice badders I desperately need a cut and colour but cba, I hate going!

Oh and hello mlg

You have a good eye for detail noticing treville necklace.

So has everyone met up in rl with everyone on here? I'm an outside invader

He's fitted me in tomorrow bless him
I've met up with a few wenches back in May which was fab but I missed the one in Nov

Quite a few wenches have met the cast
Not me though not bitter

Has anyone met my dog? Jealous