Swagger Inn Thread 135 - Series 3 is dodging through the schedules and nearing a climax. And frankly so are Team A after ep 8's bondage. So, put your bins out & get your perve on ready for ep 9

[FancyFancy]

Welcome regulars and noobs alike as we await the final two eps.

Filth and wild plot speculation is positively encouraged so let those imaginations run riot. Just remenber not to get so carried away that you forget to shere your thoughts here

Elk, man shapes?

I'm not who you think I am

Yy Crumpet. I am picturing DS2 when he was six. The only bit that he would have done would have been the legging it part.

Elk and Helen - is there not a shed or similar? Can you not lure them out and then lock them in said shed?

I think the Dolphin taking a convenient nap at Connie's house was entirely farfetched #justjealous

Ooohhhh you two know each other? I'm so tireddddd

arf Crumpet! Man shapes refers to MrElk and MrHelen. They are both sat on my sofa at the moment, rolling their eyes and being generally sarcastic!

Crumpet we all know each other - we've been blethering here for 135 threads, plus the original 10 in AIBU

LetUs I love the idea of Grimaud as an early cautionary tale for the Green Cross Code. and of him being cuaght in Milady's undercarriage

Crumpet:
ylt = yes, like that
nlt = Not like that
nto = not that one (i.e. I walked the dog)
yto = yes that one

Have a will you be joining us for the finale on MOnday too? always fun to have new faces to offend blether at

Ah I'm with you now. I thought man shapes meant dancing so well yeah you can imagine what I was thinking...

Crumpet, where were you 3 seasons ago!!

I don't even want to contemplate 'man shape' as a dancing term. (I think it was Mouse aka JacobFry coined 'man-shapes' a a term wasn't it?)

urgh - 11pm. DS will be up at 6am again, irrespective of late nights over past few days. FML.

Of course I will join you if I am invited

I didn't realise everyone knew everyone so well and I just bounded in sorry I spent too much time in chat probably!

Exactly elk, which six year olds do you know who nap at all?

And how on earth is he so flipping silent and compliant? Can't even put it down to the royal blood because, y'know....

Crumpet's here now elk that's what counts. FFS, I'm typing this? I'm sitting next to you

Also, it does seem funny that Gaston and the resr of them seem entirely oblivious to anything that happened on series 2. Like, the fact the Dolphin's paternity had been on question might help them a bit???

Also, cute that the musketeers are so unfailingly loyal bearing in mind they all know he isn't the rightful King.

Sorry for vaguely plot related musings.

Christ on a bike - bound away. Just don't drink the whisky on the bar - it's for VIPs

Also, Athos is mine. (Wicked will be along to disgree shortly, and Badders and Elk and... you get the idea!)

Muse away MoreLike we all agree. #UnspokenTruths

Also - WTAF didn't Constance disguise herself as well - her dress isn't exactly low key and unrecognisable. Oh well. Plot devices a go-go

letus you are right, Grimaud would have very limited peripheral vision.

You are very welcome here Crumpet. Help yourself to a JizzyAthos from the bar.

S'ok Helen, we're just in our comfort zone

I see my typos are still going strong there.

pffft. We know what we mean MoreLike and MNHQ got onto your biggest typo v. promptly
< for MNHQ >

Yes, well done and thanks MNHQ! Spared me a few additional blushes.

Btw DD did make me get up and do fighting during the big fight scene at the Duke of Lorraine's camp

(Oh no he isn't!)
(Oh yes he is!)

Right, enough. I have to stop mucking about online. The manshapes are watching ManTV (some programme about tanks and 2nd world war) ad it's putting me to sleep

They're back 'tappity-tapping' and giggling at us again (they've broken open the rum). It's like having demented mice in the corner of the room.

Yep....that sums them up in a nutshell

Ps - sorry for not replying to everyone who asked me on p40 of last thread if I had a good holiday - I did. Thanks very much. Basically yes to all questions.

I hadn't actually read that page til I just looked back now to see what the controversy re serious issue discussion actually was as i missed that too.

For what it's worth (and far too late now) i agree with fancy's summary that it's irritating no one has mentioned or seemed to notice at all that Sylvie is black.

Just a summary along the lines that Helen jokingly suggested would do at some point.

(Rolls up the sleeves) ER hello crumpet .......