Swagger Inn Thread 135 - Series 3 is dodging through the schedules and nearing a climax. And frankly so are Team A after ep 8's bondage. So, put your bins out & get your perve on ready for ep 9

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Welcome regulars and noobs alike as we await the final two eps.

Filth and wild plot speculation is positively encouraged so let those imaginations run riot. Just remenber not to get so carried away that you forget to shere your thoughts here

Awimaway.

Classic.

Ah Tight Fit. Hope you're feeling better tomorrow Badderz.

DH has had a paddy and gone off to bed in a strop. Dick. Waved him off with a cheery night night.

I am off to the chateau with Aramis. I hope he's feeling energetic.

Night wenches

That's the one madame - woeful! I used to be out on Thursday's & never got to watch TOTP. looks like I didn't miss much

Do we need to send Vinnie round letus? Lucky for you it's Friday, should be pretty easy for you to ignore the strop

Morning all.

We may have stayed up too late last night given that DS is still programmed to wake at 6am, no matter what time we got to sleep. Grrr. All others are still seneibly asleep - or at least in bed (DH opened an eye as I got up, suspect he's blotto again by now)

Yesterday we went to BigUrbanArea and went to a museum. Today we play to go to a BigRuralArea and try to exhaust the DCs with running about and play areas. DS will then fall asleep at 10pm and wake up and 5:45am. MlleElk will fall asleep at 10pm and wake up at 9am; BabyElk will fall asleep at 1am and wake up at 8:30am) The Manshapes are playing beautifully happily drinking alcohol together and getting on a treat. All is good. Even the weather

Hope LetUs and Madame have fantastic holidays.. Sympathies to Apricot re the cat hair

Hoping for Ep9 tonight - we managed to get Ep8 in yesterday, in bits. Between interruptions.

Was supposed to be going to bbq later
Obv not going now
Got to take DC into town later though for their men b Jabs
Ds1s room nearly painted!!
I've managed to do the ironing by doing 20 mins then sitting down then doing 20 mins again...
So nice to see the sunshine

Fancy have you set the countdown?

Morning

Relieved to hear you managed to watch ep8 helen - the AraFAF!!!!!

Prosecco is in the fridge. As is the Pimms

Hope you're feeling better soon badders

Thanks fancy
Ironing done
Washing out
Phew
Think that's me done for today

Oh! It's SEXMAS day!

Afternoon wenches.

Hope you're having a fab day Helen!

Any better Badderz?

DH is being superduper chatty. I would like him to stop being superduper chatty.

Aramis was amazing last night. Hang on.

Guilty conscience do you reckon letus?
at the Ode to Aramis

last night letus? Trouble is, can you ever have enough of Aramis?

I'll be excited for both of us then badders

Ah Fancy, in that case we'd never stop

Who knows re DH? He's outside so that's better. What started as me putting away two pairs of winter boots has morphed into me moving the bed and hoovering everywhere to get rid of the dust. And cleaning! Knackered.

I just got sidetracked on YouTube watching paella videos. Fuck. Me.

Hello wenches. Merry sexmas. Took mice to local tearoom and the dog-alike is still working there. The membership I bought for the place is paying for itself.

Have some lovely Kopparberg cider chilling in the fridge for tonight.

Happy holidays to travelling wenches. Glad to hear Comtess arrived safe and sound. Helen and elk sound like they're having a great time.

Might not watch live tonight wenches - still feeling bluergh
Enjoy!!

I'm watching

Are everyone watching the last ep on Monday?

This Monday?
As in 2 days time!?

I like the sound of the tearoom Mouse. What a devoted mother you are for keep taking the mice there

Oh Badderz my love . Are you any better? I hope so.

And yes, last ep this Monday!

I have a theory about Grimaud. If he dies, it's going to be because of his hood. I've a coat with a similar hood and when it's up its really difficult to see for instance when you need to cross the road. Soooo I reckon he's going to get run over. Too early for the Green Cross Code see?

Will be behind as per.

Agree about the hood Letus

Get better soon Badders.

I'm going to be late. I seem to have spent all day shouting at assisting DH with some technical stuff on his phone which I hadn't a clue about and receiving panic calls/messages from DD on anislandintheMed about her DH who got lost, DGS who had a wasp sting and cooking instructions in Spanish. And it's their first day.

Wicked

Bloody hell Apricot! Not what you'd call a stress free day. Would a wenchy hug and a large help?

I'm on the black vodka.

We are in the midst of Operations Bribe/Threaten/Cajole/Blackmail DCs into bed. Unfortunately, because only Elk has The Power to control the TV and stuff, I am stuck watching Ninjago until she has got BabyElk down We may be slightly behind...

Tonight we had Paella that is, we cooked Paella. There was also Nutella. I thought of LetUs repeatedly

Usual Tav chaos reigning I see. Hope you start feeling better soon Badders, gippy stomachs don't usually drag on so...you must be feeling rubbish

I've got 0 minutes to get Babyelk to sleep. She's been frog marched round a national trust property, poked awake all day and fed lots of carbs...and she's still bloody lively, considering she's been sat with shopping bags under her eyes for the last hour

Kingy!!!!!