Swagger Inn thread 134 - the one where the wenches recover from too much FAFness from Musketeers

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Welcome to Thread 134 of rampant Muskeperving over plot appreciation of BBCMusketeers and their FAF actors.

We're in recovery from Episode six Sex still, so help yourselves to a drink from the bar, apart from the pre-poured whiskies. They're for VIPs. Obvs - if you're a VIP, help yourself

Pmsl at 'twattish' Fluff I thought that too.

I did a massive cheer when Kingy beamed after firing his shot. Love Ryan.

Mouse Yy re Valkyrie. Actually a good film with locations which are real and first time of filming in Berlin - but ruined by everyone going 'erm it's Cruise pretending to be Von Stauff with an American accent and decidedly iffy limp' every two mins.

Oh FFS Murray - get on with it!

Hello DP
Sadly team Athos is full so fuck off but lots of other musketeers have very non existent short queues
Seriously...welcome
But also seriously, Athos is busy

Ooh another wench for team norflops!

Ffs hate a tie-break!!!

Elk...yep

Yay!

Woo Hoo!!!!!

Come on now Andy.

I've just found a tub of waitrose salted caramel ice cream.😋

ROOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Come on Andy!

Badderz and Elk

This this should be on every page.

*think this

Apple wankers

Oh! Do wenches like Andy Murray??
I'm the only one rooting for raonic aren't I??

Overall - thought it was brilliant.

Especially loved Aramis drawing both pistols as he left the mausoleum. Very sexy indeed. Had to watch that a few times. Also "you are not alone" moment with queenie. Faf.

NITPICKING

1. The King hadn't paraded Milady anywhere by the time Aramis shagged Queenie, so not sure how that helps him.

1. Kingy's solution to the whole thing was very modern - "When he hears Papa it's my face he sees". Bollocks would a seventeenth century king think like that.

Apologies if those points have already been made.

Did find it believable when Aramis was happy to talk back to Kingy and say "I am protecting you" etc. because he is always insubordinate, more than the others. Doesn't bow properly etc.

Hi to new wenches btw.

Agree on the bald legs smut, but there are many worse things to have on my tv screen

WW You're suspended. Don't come back without a pageful of hot Arapics by way of apology

Nice list priest, do love Father Ted too 'That would be an ecumenical matter' always makes me laugh

@ the Valkyrie ref mouse

Am flicking between Murray & recorded TdF - just watching teh collapsing flamme rouge atm

Good points morelike - thought that about Milady & Kingy too.

Well if saying panties get me sent down the cellar to be punished by Athos I'll probably keep on doing just that

Oh yes I also thought that about Milady and Kingy.

Shame Athos never got to do a 'I can't believe you slept with the King' to her.

Bads - yes Andy #celtic fringe

Jings this is difficult to watch.

Paddington hard stare at Badders.

I'm with you Badders!!!
Just because Murray is "British" does not make him in any way likeable. Fucksake, by that logic I would be expected to support English rugby

Panties is not a word that should ever be used. Along with 'moist' unless it's a chapter of tav lit

Yes I'm supporting Murray badders, may not be my favourite tennis player ever, but he is a Brit, so

Erm, no ww that's not what being suspended means. . Now don't come back without a grovelling apology & a fuckton of AraFAFness

Don't get your panties in a twist will ya.

Elk, may I suggest some more appropriate adjectives than "lithe" to describe TB's legs? Pasty, pallid skinny, hairless, unattractive and girly perhaps?