Swagger Inn thread 134 - the one where the wenches recover from too much FAFness from Musketeers

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Welcome to Thread 134 of rampant Muskeperving over plot appreciation of BBCMusketeers and their FAF actors.

We're in recovery from Episode six Sex still, so help yourselves to a drink from the bar, apart from the pre-poured whiskies. They're for VIPs. Obvs - if you're a VIP, help yourself

Awww, it did make you sound like an enthusiastic yet slightly slutty prom queen though ww

Interestingly last night's ep was written by Peter McKenna who also wrote Knight Takes Queen and An Ordinary Man.

Ariadne LoPF = Look of PureFilth.

ariadne

ariadne

Ds1 watched it before football...think he enjoyed it...I heard lots of "yes! Get him!" Type remarks
I do think last nights ep was quite GofT esque sorry to bang on about it
The hairdos😀the fight scenes, the impending death, the betrayal, the redemption of Feron and ultimate death...
I approve, wenches.
I approve.
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multi-posts a go-go today!

You can post that as often as you like Helen!
Phwoar

Oooh thanks Madame

Ah yes that is indeed a Look of Pure Filth. I approve. Delicious.

I am a lurker in these parts (but a nice principled lurker like Trev, not a hooded evil lurker like Grimaud) but that episode has forced me to declare myself a wench. And, rare in these parts, a bit of a Porthos fangirl. He's reassuringly well built.

(To bring the tone of the thread down, it was actually amazingly structured as a piece of drama The voice over at the beginning was beautifully done when you finally realise who dies that day...)

Isn't Queenie exquisite? Like a piece of porcelain. And thank God Constance has been given a proper pretty dress again. I even cheered for Kingy at one point. (Only for a moment. There were other things distracting me.)

Hi Brenda and priest. I forgot to say hi to you yesterday.

And the Porthos team is MIA so you're very welcome to take up the pauldron.

Queenie is just beautiful.

Connie, I did like her kick ass leather number.

I've watched.

And all I can say initially is Fuck. Me.

I'll be back when I've read t'other thread and gathered my thoughts and my pants.

Fuck. Me.

Hello Priest and Brenda Loved all the wenches' commentary and comments

DS1's review - awesome.

My review: so much fabulousity in that episode.

Aramis blindfolded - nearly slid off the settee at that bit - thank you Apes for the gif
Athos tied up would
Dog in the bath would
Porthos... had a lovely shirt on
Aramis shirtless

Were they munching on carrots at the garrison?

Porthos and Dog were very sweet when they were talking about their futures.

I can barely remember all the other amazing things because it was all so fab! Everyone was wonderful. Except Gaston. I don't like Gaston. Hope they up his game, or at least sort out his split ends. And I still hear G A S T OHHHHHHHH ENNNNNNNNNNNNNNN in my head whenever they say his name.

Feron was magnificent. Absolute perfection.
Kingy was wonderful. His own stupidity saved him from being stabbed by Feron.
The scenes between Kingy and Aramis were so well done. I particularly enjoyed Aramis shouting at him.

Queenie was superb. Just brilliant. I'm looking forward to her being strong against any forthcoming trouble.

And yes, DS1 was shouting re Grimaud "oh my god just die already, you've been shot loads"

Grimaud was very sexy.

Not as sexy as Aramis. In my head I'm combining blindfolded Aramis with shirtless Aramis and throwing in him being tied up like Athos.

Fuckinell. I went on a bit there. Soz.

Oh, and Trev was awesome too.

Mouse . At least he has better hair. I could probably get in front of behind Villainous Gaston if he was more like that.

Just remembered, snorted out loud and disguised it as a cough at "we ride hard" DS1 still gave me side eyes

We interrupt this post episode sex reverie for a Wench Service Announcement

For those of you not already single parents, do it ever feel like you bloody may as well be?

Elk

Ep sex clearly must have been made for the fans! All that FAF, tied up Athos, shirtless Aramis etc. The lines, I mean seriously, ride hard?

Oh No... Elk....

And.....

WW yes totally .... Were wenches around the area when this one was filmed?!! AO3, Tav fantasies, and Dumas as source materials...

And huge round of applause for all source materials!!

Thank you for the FAF

Today I will take the one that has has had twn bells kicked out of him.

Analysts and therapists take a step back.

Afternoon wenches

Agree RE has been fab badders, but he's been getting an awful lot of screentime - which means less for hbfs, so I'm not too upset. Think it was a good move plot-wise, unexpected & really shakes things up.

ariadne - it was fab wasn't it?

You're welcome helen - if you need anymore, just let me know. I do need to catch up first Such a hardship - watching hours of toned lycra-clad thighs

Thank you madame - agree with your Feron comments

apricot thank you for that gif. Twice . You are a talented & generous wench

WILL EVERYONE PLEASE FUCKING WELL STOP SAYING THAT WORD? It's a truly awful Americanism that manages to simultaneously sound twee and remind me of poorly written porn.

It is hereby banned from this and all future threads Anyone have a problem with that? Bite me