Swagger Inn thread 134 - the one where the wenches recover from too much FAFness from Musketeers

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Welcome to Thread 134 of rampant Muskeperving over plot appreciation of BBCMusketeers and their FAF actors.

We're in recovery from Episode six Sex still, so help yourselves to a drink from the bar, apart from the pre-poured whiskies. They're for VIPs. Obvs - if you're a VIP, help yourself

I'd normally only tune in just before the next episode but I felt I had to share my gorgeous dream last night - well only the briefest of sketches actually cos I'm selfish that way. It involved me and a, ahem, slightly younger man who may or may or have been influenced by Athos, I'll leave it there.
Except to say it was all perfectly lovely and I resented having to get up to walk the fucking dog since DP is away at some work weekend thing. Still on that score at least there's not been any fucking cycling on our tv for a whole weekend!

Fancy - here here!!! Also 'Boak' is actually a surname too.... I have friend inflicted with that!!!

Welcome brenda - a Porthos wench eh? They're few & far between, so help yourself to him. Glad to welcome another Queenie fan to the Tav too - I do love Queenie. Do stay & state your full boffing order - it's a requirement

Excellent summary letus - so much beautiful Aramis in it wasn't there?

elk & commiserations

what's wrong with cycling smut? Your tv screen is filled with muscly thighs & beautiful French countryside?

OMG ariadne - your poor friend! Thanks for the support re that word

Right, ought to get dressed I suppose, laters wenches!

Yeah the countryside is nice Fancy but I'm not so fond of the bald legs.

Panties, panties, panties, panties, panties, panties, panties, panties, panties, panties, panties, panties, panties, panties, panties.

Yay - Brenda! we have a Porthos fan in the house again!

LetUs - a well argued and analysed review

Elk

Yes Elk completely feel like that!! In fact probably about 26 weeks of the year I am!!

Yes Helen/Madame a year today. Happy memories.

Right Andy Murray time.

Helen that is like sending to the naughty step with a packet of smarties.....

WW you lucky wench.... I left Athos tied up down there.... Though elk might have erm.... Is he OK?

That's what you think Ariadne

I wasn't entirely cruel though - I left exploding Athos down there for wicked

Wicked, can you grab some fresh rope and a few more blindfolds whilst you're there please. Athos said he quite liked the rope thing. Not to me obviously. And ask Vinnie to pop round to Elk's too.

I am settled in for the tennis. Come on Murray!!

LetUs I think Elk will want Vinnie wherever MrElk is. I'm fairly sure she doesn't want Vinnie at her house.

C'mon Tim Andy!

Ah right misunderstood. Thought MrElk was at home being rubbish. Vinnie - find MrElk, go on, off you go.

Good match so far. Am sniggering at "good ball toss". Also SHUT UP ANDREW CASTLE.

I'm watching the other side - F1 and hoping for a Brit win. Come on Tim Hamilton

Fuck. Ing. Hell.
Everything that LetUs and Fancy said.
Faaaaaaablusssssss.
Although...after a trial and 4 years in a monastery I can't help thinking that Aramis blabbing to Kingy the first time he asked was a bit, erm, twattish.
And was it just me who thought that sending an elderly infirm bloke to murder both the King and a fully armed musketeer might not have been the best thought out plan?

But dear God, the FAF.

Fluffy. He was very sneaky though.

Vrooooom Ariadne!

Murray is a set up! Woohoooo!!! Am escalating to SHUT THE FUCK UP to Andrew Castle.

I just spotted The Batch at the tennis. Lovely.

Boffing order: Athos, Aramis, Treville, D'Artangan, Porthos. Although Milos Raonic is also very attractive. I know nothing else about tennis

Madame I love Father Ted, regularly NC but always to something Ted-related.

Come on Tim Andy.

Hey Priest and Brenda

So, I've gone and been sociable and active this morning, I'm now retreating to the sofa for the foreseeable to watch the tennis and eat strawberries.

I thought of you Letus when I spotted the Batch in his 70s shades .

Also I love how Becker always looks like he's had a very big night out the night before.

That middle pic of Tom is like a dirty Paris Tom with injuries. I LOVE it.

fluff I thought that myself. Straight out of the Valkyrie/Von Stauffenberg school of choosing potential assassins.

"who do we want to kill Hitler?" - "this bloke. With a limp, one hand and one eye"

Yy to shut the actual fuck up to Castle.

Like old Timmy though.