Swagger Inn thread 134 - the one where the wenches recover from too much FAFness from Musketeers

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Welcome to Thread 134 of rampant Muskeperving over plot appreciation of BBCMusketeers and their FAF actors.

We're in recovery from Episode six Sex still, so help yourselves to a drink from the bar, apart from the pre-poured whiskies. They're for VIPs. Obvs - if you're a VIP, help yourself

Ooh, I get helen as my boss We'll get loads done & be so productive - toiling away in perfect harmony. Well we'll get an awful lot of perving done & fuck all else. But we'll be happy. Very happy

Sorry to hear your trouble with the birds and the bees helen...I hope Athos set you straight and was rewarded with a BeeJ for his troubles

The postponed Operation Mother was this weekend so I've only just caught up. Had a speedy watch today and I can safely say I enjoyed it. Ace fight scene, and fancy you totally kicked ass.

Was Athos in a nightie at one point? I need to watch it again with my glasses on

I think Athos had a dream sequence in a nightie and yes elk we worked through our full repertoires (and then some) Chicken? What chicken? (DH has already gone out and replaced it with two more )

We're dig quite well for wench-a-likes in TM - we have Mavis in S2, Fancy in S3 - they were even consorting with the right Musketeers too!

Thank you kindly elk - would've preferred throwing beehives & molotov cocktails to throat slitting, but it's all good fun

She was very beautiful too. It was funny the way they thought they could make her look old enough to be grimaud's mum by dusting round her eyes and nose with grey powder. She really just looked like she needed a good face wash...

Btw I am not saying that fancy needs a good face wash

Aw thanks madame I probably do though

Just every day sexism isn't it? The actress is only 3 years older than Matthew McNulty - which is a bit young even considering the plot line of a teenage pregnancy

Yes, was at the supposed age difference there. Would have been more plausible having Meera Syal as the mother.

Mind you, Red had Athos advertising Laboratoires Garrison - maybe Juliette was an early tester for their age defying creams

MY BINS!!!!!!

QUICK!!!!!! Put them out madame

Phew. Done.

PMSL

That's a pretty close approximation of how I feel about work just now

Ho hum - I am off to the hayloft. Night all.

Night helen

It's too hot. And it's going to be 32 degrees in mylocation tomorrow. I'm not working, but will get precisely zilch of my greatbiglongtodolist done. am working on Wednesday, in a tent. Where it will be stupidlyhot. Ugh.

Have been re watching.

Enjoyed Aramis giggling about being tied up by women. He is shamelessly slutty, isn't he?

Also had to smile, having read Red's review, when the king was tantruming about the lack of a state funeral for Feron... Elton John and kingy have quite a lot in common - dress sense and hissy fits anyway.

Am proud to announce that I have a mention - Dudley Dursley says to the musketeers that Fancy and her crew "rescued me, morelike". Obviously he was assuming I was with them, as he had seen me so often with Aramis....

Cinn - I like it hot (nlt) (ylt)

DD and DS are apparently boiling hot and can't have a duvet anywhere near them, so for one night only I am going with DD's thinner duvet rather than my usual 13.5 tog.

Evening all!

I'm so fucking behind and disorganised with absolutely everything. Fuck fuck fuckity fuck.

I haven't had time to RTFT or anything. Catch up time tomorrow.

Just enjoying the Scouser casting around for the expression "canon fodder" which sadly hasn't bee invented yet....

"They just wanted.... meat to throw at the enemy's guns... If only we had a pithy expression for that!"

Evening comtess - by the sounds of things it'll be too hot to do anything other than catch up tomorrow!

Tents do induce heat in my experience cinn. And a raised heartbeat and great excitement

Enjoyed Aramis giggling about being tied up by women. He is shamelessly slutty, isn't he? So true morelike

Love a heated moment in a tent

All together now...

Elk

I can't watch because of dodgy wifi

Tried twice last night and it just buffers
Grr
Well it's going to be a corker today - off to the beach then castle later

So we got TWO wenches in this week's ep. Excellent!

LOL at canon fodder morelike. Though tbh Im pleasantly surprised they bothered that much to be historically accurate...

Have lovely hot days all - remember it will be pissing down with rain no doubt within a week and then we'll all be moaning about that instead...

Good point madame re weather. Will be appreciating it from afar, or from inside anyway.....