Is this the theme for s3 - sexual frustration?
Connie doesn't want a baby, so Dog's not getting any
Athos gets the new girl, so Porthos isn't getting any
Aramis has had 4 years of celibacy & still fancies Queenie, so he's not getting any
Trev's not been withing sniffing distance of a snog let alone a shag for 2 and a half series now, so he's clearly not getting any
Someone please throw them a party and invite us lots of women