IT FINALLY HAPPENED!!! The Musketeers Season 3, first episode Swagger Inn thread no. 131

[JaneElk]

Phew! We're all feeling a bit post-coital. Come, pull up a bar stool, down a Jizzy Athos and flail with us over Aramis in his navy monk robes.

Elk re cat, but sounds like the best call to not traumatise her with more treatments.

Right - hayloft. Night all. (Elk I will be purlioning Athos while you're busy clearing up more poonamis - you can have him back once it's safe for him and you've got the HazMat suit off )

God there is a lot of shit going on. Hope it all passes swiftly wenches.

Comtess, history of Medicine is very on trend. My favourite (my other favourite) lecturer is a these days a historian of medicine and she is completely batty and wonderful.

FUCK ME. That pic of Santi. Some fluid may have escaped me. Fucking hell he is so beautiful.

And agree re McNulty. He is definitely going to be on the list.

Morning. Blargh.

So dp has just left the house to go jump on a plane. It appears battycakes (my pet name for her) isnt planning to leave her no doubt drastically crucial and world-changing work conference just yet.

Feel my sarcasm. Oh yes. Feel it, battycakes.

At least he has one parent with their priorities straight eh.

Btw, who's that poor man's santi bads keeps posting pix of?

apes you are a darling and you never bore us about anything! You've been remarkably stoical about your recent health troubles...really sorry to hear they are continuing, but glad you have them under control.

also for poor elkcat. Does sound that it's the best decision for her though. And she had a good innings...

Madame 😳
I can't post ATM on Dhs stupid iPad but I will later....
You will able to bask in all the GofT hotness 😜
And yes....mcnulty would get it 😈
Apes...purleese! I'm always going on about my aches and pains and leakings and bodily fluids 😳 Really hope your health improves soon X
Must get in the shower....didn't sleep a wink last night....sigh.
It's Dhs b day today so I was up in the night putting the banners up and blowing up balloons.
He's 44 ffs 😂 I'm such a birthday loon.
I'm taking him out tonight - pie and mash night at local bistro 🍴
Realised I haven't done a laundry update for AGES (hope Issy is lurking ❤️)
One load on line
One in washer
Over the last few lovely sunny days I've done a lot of the curtains too.
I'm debating whether to chance washing my dry clean only ones but I'm a bit 😖 In case I ruin them likely
RIGHT
Shower time.
Laters x

Oh..and...
Hope baby elk is better today and no poonamis
Totally right decision re elkcat. Hard though 😞
Hope all exam mini wenches are ok and not to stressed X

Morning. I note there is a district lack of Athos in the hayloft this morning hope this means Elk & BabyElk escaped from a repeat d&v/poonami experience.

Off to BoringOfficeJobInStiflingOfficeWithWindowsWeAreNotAllowedToOpen

PS - Madame I think you mean Kit Harrington? He's in GoT and Anne has been/is going to see him at the theatre.

Only because he will be naked. I made the mistake of reading the reviews. He looks grubby generally and not in a good way, in a homeless way.

Lol anne. Like I said, a poor man's santi. A very poor man's santi.

Morning wenches

Happy b'day to MrBadders

Hope your DP has a good journey madame - any news on how DSS is?

Are you melting yet helen?

God this week is going slowly

And do the reviews mention his good points anne? Or any shortcomings?

A colleague has seen the play and she appreciated the nakedness but little else.

Oh dear. I hope you have seats with a good view then

Thanks Madame and Badders.

What a lovely caring father your DP is Madame.

Happy Birthday to MrBadders.

Sorry about poor cat Elk, but you're doing the right thing for her.

Good luck to exam Miniwenches.

Morning wenches
I agree with Anne that Kit Harrington does look a bit homeless. Dirty and unkempt as opposed to stubbly and sexy.

Hope DSS is making a good recovery Madame.

Elk And Babyelk too.

Happy birthday to MrBadders

Good morning wenches.

Have RBNR much. Ummmmm.

Oh yes. Madame KHITFWF. Good job they have their aunt AND your DP. Grrrrrrrrrr.

Another grrrrrr....Radio Times now showing ep 3 of TM on Mon 20th June due to football. What a lovely roller coaster this is, folks!

GCSE history also went down a storm here. As DS2 texted when he left the exam hall: "Roasted that History paper." I do hope that mobile wasn't in the hall with him.

Today we have A-Level History. Or could be Psychology Paper 1. Or could be X-Box Extended Writing. It escapes me for now.

Oh, also - Luca on This Morning on Fri talking Musketeers.

Lets hope he takes Tom with him to make up for no-show on breakfast tv. Oh & Santi too - to make up for SA no-show. #nevergettingoverit

Sorry to hear that Elk,

No words Madame but Battycakes is the best nickname ever

Is Saturday yet?

Ermergerd!!!! So pretty much we are getting one ep a fortnight!!!!!

Glad exams are going ok. at "extended xbox".

apes awwww thanks for that about dp I would pass it on but he'd spaz that Id been slagging Battycakes to you all on mn

Dss1 is fine but was feeling pretty sore and a bit down last night, so Im sure he's very glad his dad is coming.

Hobo?
I don't see it...

He is beautiful. Have met him in real life and he is pocket-sized though! But just as beautiful as he is in pics.

I saw Dr. Faustus with him in and LOVED it. Yes, very weird, but a really provocative version of the original. I am an English teacher though so do enjoy stuff like that. Even without beautiful FAF actors: Kit was just the icing on the cake.

Well nice as it is to not be missing another week (and so running into Olympic scheduling), putting TM out on the evening of June 20th is scheduling it in a dead zone - final group matches for both England (ITV) & Wales (ITV4 & S4C) kick off at 8pm.