IT FINALLY HAPPENED!!! The Musketeers Season 3, first episode Swagger Inn thread no. 131

[JaneElk]

Phew! We're all feeling a bit post-coital. Come, pull up a bar stool, down a Jizzy Athos and flail with us over Aramis in his navy monk robes.

Good news.
Hope any germs are short lived.
Slapped cheek going round at our school....sigh.

May the wench be with you Elk

I feel the need for this....

Elk, glad that things have taken a turn slightly for the better. That really was literally, quite crap.

In other news - I think I might have to re-think my boffing order. HELLLOOOOOO MCNULTY. Luca might be in danger of losing 2nd place, wenches

sparks, he really is an improvement on Rochefort isn't he? It's good, we haven't had a boffing order shake up since Capt Trev rise last summer

Its nice to finally have an attractive villain. No offence Liv.

For AT fans being human is on netflix now 😁

elk have and

Am fucking raging.

Dss1 was rushed to hospital today to have an emergency appendictomy. By his 18 yr old bro, who passed his test last month. Their mother is in northothecountry on a work trip.

Me: Jesus. So when is she going to get back down there?
Dp: She's going to see how it goes.
Me: Wtaf???
Dp: Ill go over.

He is 19. She is always on bloody work trips. Last month she was away for three weeks.

Omg Madame
I really dont know what to say and it takes a lotto leave me lost for words

and
I'd have thought fair enough leaving them on their own at that age, but to not come stright back when he's had an emergency op?!

Im hoping he just got the wrong end of the stick and she is going to go home asap. I really cant believe it of any mother tbh even her

Bless her sister, who is now with them at the hospital. So.at least they've got their aunt...

Hey wenchi

So sorry to hear about Elk's shitstorm. Very wise advice given.

Madame I am frequently gobsmacked by the apparent insouciance of people when confronted with emergencies. Very hard to understand.

I am still in thick of exams but happy boys from History paper yesterday which was on loads they'd just revised. I bloody love history of medicine. They'll have probably changed it all by the time ds4 gets there. Vesalius is my fave .

Oh and any news as to why TB wasn't on gmtv or whatever the fuck it's called?

Also Sat will clash with the football and apparently I have about 40 teenagers eating pizza and watching the feckin England match at mine. Grrrrrrrrr.

For liv

Badders that's fab.

The look on RW's face here is the one I usually pull when I've pinched Mr C's arse.... #just sayin

OMG Madame what a worry. Hopefully she's on her way back.

Glad BabyElk is better Elk. How's the cat?

No idea about TB Comtess but I would imagine it was the Ali tribute again. I believe lots of questions have been asked but there's been no reply.

I'm ok thanks Helen, but I'm still on the non-acidic diet, which I assume is how I've managed to maintain the weight loss. My system is damaged from the UTI and antibiotics, and it's just a matter of waiting for it to heal. I've got the symptoms under control but just have to be careful what I eat and drink.

Apes...hope it sorts itself out soon X
Comtesse...FAF or what?
My sister has sent me a few pics..hang on...

Hahshahaha

Badders
#lo Comtess Glad history went well. I was wondering on the way home how the examming mini-wenches were doing. I think it's geography tomorrow?

Me every week

Evening wenches

Hope all is well @ elk's?

madame. Just . Thank goodness their aunt is with them, must be very worrying for your DP.

(non-acidic ) for apricot, you must be so fed up with it all

Yes it's geography tomorrow helen

Glad history went ok comtess, did your DSs do Add Maths yesterday? DS said he found it harder than expected. Thank you for that Santi pic. Bloody hell he looks FAF. No wonder RW looks so fucking happy

Well this page is full of lusciousness isn't it .

Thanks for everyone's pom pom waving in the face of a massive tidal wave of shit, but I've got a horrible feeling she may blow again

re: cat elk, sounds like the kindest decision for her.

Fingers crossed for no more eruptions from BabyElk - how's the rash?