IT FINALLY HAPPENED!!! The Musketeers Season 3, first episode Swagger Inn thread no. 131

[JaneElk]

Phew! We're all feeling a bit post-coital. Come, pull up a bar stool, down a Jizzy Athos and flail with us over Aramis in his navy monk robes.

Are we having a cleavage-off? Excellent

Hope I didn't take anyone's eye out?

Hope DS is ok helen

Well, I get the feeling that Grimmaud prefers a more athletic physique, so I'm alright there. Aramis, otoh... .

I'm also pleased to report Toddlermouse, after a lengthy bath and dousing with lice repellent shampoo and spray no longer smells of donkey.

I'm 36ff
That's right bitches
See me jiggle

In fact wicked has seen my tits
She can vouch for me

Badders I see your 36FF (nlt) and raise you my 38FF

And WhereTAF is Tart? Because she really needs to meet woof. I mean REALLY.

Screams in - WTAF - ???? Aaahhhhh Woof. Do I know you from the OG thread???

Fluffy
Kudos my friend

Woof - there is a massive pecking order on DOG - and I have laid claim to that divine man for the last few months - I cannot share

Admit I have not RTFT - will do later ...... I have SOOOOO Much to catch up -

Admit I have not RTFT - will do later ...... I have SOOOOO Much to catch up -

I've seen them too Badders!

Top Trumps... 38GG

Tart you have indeed been the Dog contingent in the Tav.

I've been other places with him

Fluffy
Kudos my friend

There may be fireworks when Tart RTFT 😱

I suppose you'll be wanting more welsh cakes....

Fucking amateurs

28J

Right, what do I win?

I'm a B

Ooh Fancy

And yes please to more welsh cakes fluff, looks like there'll be another Dog-off in here tonight.

All that talk of pole vaulting/pikes etc has put me in mind of Lancelot - dibs on him tonight

Yes but I have 12 nipples and an extra large snout for truffle snuffling usually BMILT

Sorted.

I reckon I'm home & dry unless norah turns up minty

Yeah, it's quality not quantity woof, no point in having 12 inferior breasts

Contacts the butcher ..........

Tangled...
Flynn Ryder...
WOULD