Swagger Inn Thread 130 - BBC Musketeers Incoming<ylt>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Too much FAF.....

X-posts, incompetence, swearing, boff lists, perving. So many rules, so little time.

Careful Fancy, those Chilean nuts can burn your mouth if you're not careful. Then you'll be needing something to cool it down.

Some of the bitchy ones are funny - lots of refs to STI's & smelly body parts. We didn't do those either. Shame, it would've been more fun than the yacht. Or Lesbia's sparrow.

Don't worry about me fluff - I have a soothing jar of Biscuit Spread to hand, and it's Thursday night. Perfection

Argh!!!!!!!! FMEmailMountain etc.

Fancy you haven't pinched LetUs's nutella have you? Have fun with it....
I have scaled the email mountain and am retreating to the hayloft.

Nutella helen? NUTELLA????? Are you serious? It's on a par with coffee, and I think you know my views on that abomination of a hot drink. In fact hazelnuts have a nasty habit in common with coffee - lurking in chocolates & puddings. Bastards.

It is not likely I would mix up Nutella & Biscuit Spread. Ever.

Still wouldn't turn Aramis away if he arrived covered head to toe in teh stuff though

Note to self - if you have been on a detox..... Don't have hair if dog to get over the hangover....... I now have another hangover and was apparently rather grumpy to the DH - so am now in the Dog house (really sadly NTO)

Hello jug ....... Make yourself at home and yes please to your boffing list .......

Removes kale crisps -

Tart what you need to overcome the hangover is a bit of hard work, so get busy clearing out the stock room. We have a LOT of deliveries coming in this week and we need to make sure we have enough space. Those Tenalady boxes are very bulky, not to mention the crates of peaches....

Have a good day all. I will be on my knees doing penance Athos

Morning wenches. It's Friiiiiiiddaaaaayyyy and fuck me it's taken a long time to get here.

Hope you enjoyed the biscuit spread Fancy. No one messes with my Nutella. In fact I had a very large serving last night. Licked up every last drop

I'll be in the chateau with Aramis.

Have great days wenches x

helen
You don't look very sorry though, in fact you look rather happy there. Is Athos being strict enough?

tart, can you add Biscuit Spread to the shopping list please? There doesn't seem to be any left after last night

Morning all, is it the 28th yet?

I enjoyed it very much thank you letus, although it's necessary to exercise caution with the crunchy variety obv

Morning lovely peeps

Has anyone thought to mix Nutella and biscuit spread I wonder?...now there's a combination worth spreading on Athos Tom Burke toast

hello, nice to see you...all HBFs are available.

Except this one. Obvs.

Ooooh elk cant wait to see what comtesse will make of that! ^

fluff and tart...please can we get in some ladyjuice knicker protection that sounds a bit sexier than tenalady?? Only it makes the tav sound a bit retirement home, and I wouldn't want lurkers to get the wrong impression....

Morning.

Oooh, great to see the beard's back. At least the ciggie's not lit.

Apparently Russia didn't like War and Peace. '"Podgy musketeer with a wild look." WTF???

Another one from the National Theatre.

Podgy?????

PODGY!!??!?!??!??!!!

That said...wasp waist or squodge. Still would

Same here Elk

I'm afraid that the God of Google is not offering up any sexy alternatives to Tena lady Madame. Can't say I'm all that surprised. Maybe if Tart and I repackage them and call them "Ladyjuice Protect"?
I may be Team A to the core, but I share your outrage about "podgy" Tom. Outrageous!

He is Not Podgy ......

Note to "Tart*: When we repackage the Tenalady make sure to put peaches on the boxes.

Oooh theres a thought...how about "peachjuice protection" fluff?