Swagger Inn Thread 130 - BBC Musketeers Incoming<ylt>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Too much FAF.....

Apparently I have no issues with what the Russian reviewers define as 'podge'

at "peachjuice protection"

Afternoon

Is he your new obsession liv or are you just being kind to us because you (rightly) think we prefer him to Capaldi?

He's the new second-in-line to Capaldi - though he's prettier than my usual type

Afternoon wenches

He is much better than PC. But not a patch on

Did the Russian audiences prefer these two?

can't say I blame them if so

Looking at those two pics I am reminded of wanky cookery programmes with dishes described as 'beef cooked three ways'
Tav version : 'filthy done two ways'

Well I haven't conferred with Tart but I think Peachjuice Protect! will be the new brand name (exclamation mark used to hint at resilience and strength, because God knows it'll need to have both).
Peachy clean would be a misdescription due to the lack of anything clean whatsover, sorry Fancy.
Liv of course he's prettier than your usual type, which is very elderly and pig ugly. D'uh!

Good point fluff. I just thought of the same as they kept your knickers peachy clean. Until your knickers dropped onto the floor of the Tav.

So PJP it is - can't be arsed to write the WHOLE thing out ........

Have I mentioned I am SO hungover again today ...... I am going back in the detox -

Peachy.

Tbh liv I prefer capaldi in this video to that bloke you posted up there.

Oh and jon snow is in it too...

Tart...what are drinking!?
Meths?? 🍸

Badders I was less specific than that - I just guessed at 'A lot'

Am looking forward to watching the video Madame has posted - am bribing myself with getting work done then I can watch it as a reward.

Tart...for you 🍸😁

So yesterday I had 3/4 bottle of white wine- a G&T (pint of) and then between 3 of us - we got through 4 bottles of red ....... I am just about feeling human again

Kudos my friend.
That lot would hospitalise me! 😁

Well Tart, that was clearly suicide. Do you not know the Wench Prosecco Only Rule???

In other news, my baby left school today. How can this be, when I held his hand & walked him in yesterday, not 14 fucking years ago?

Sparks. Get him out to work then, and supporting you in the manner to which you are accustomed

Er....helen prob dont get too excited about the video... its the other jon snow

for sparks and happy end of school for not so mini sparks

Hello wenches, I return, slightly more rested than two days ago. I did manage to make adult conversation with Mr Mouse.

Hello newcomer Jug.

Love the Tyrion pic Badders.

Theres a wench only prosecco rule? I had several a few beers and whiskies last night?

Derren Brown was amazing and even better than the fantastical illusionist my miracle worker of a MIL has succeeded in getting TM to potty train. I have been trying for 2 and half years to get the little bugger to go on the potty or on the loo and he finally cracked it yesterday for MIL. Until now he didn't even tell anyone when he felt the need and I had him back in nappies. The HV was talking of referrals to an incontinence nurse and how to apply for nappies for older children. He now will take me, Mr Mouse and granny to the potty when he needs to go
. I bought the miracle potty that MIL was using home with us and he used it again!

How the hell do I thank MIL, is there a card for 'thank you for the piss"?

Fab news mouse!
Good old mil.
Sparks.....noooooo! Really!? Ds1 is 13 next month and I'm feeling all hormonal already 😱
Newcomer? Gah. Missed that.
Welcome
Have a seat! don't sit on the chaise til it's been upholstered is my advice
Boffing order been listed yet? Just FYI team athos is full so fuck off move along there 😁
Well...I've achieved exactly nothing today except school runs, work and one load of washing.
I plan to make up for it tomorrow and be a domestic goddess. I might even bake with ds2 😊

This was me on Monday...

Well done to mouse's MIL & glad to hear you had a good few days away mouse

sparks, or would you prefer ?

Excellent news Mouse

Tart - I think the idea is that if you stick to prosecco all night you don't get a hangover?

Madame yes I know, but it looks like fine (no, still not watched it yet - went from work to food to bedtime..... )

Night all.