We toasted on song nine, it's a Flock of Seagulls bonanza at Eurovision part deux

[SuffolkNWhat]

Part two to continue with song 18

So the only people who do the telephone vote are immigrants...

I wonder if Russia have cut the feed and put a case of flowers on screen and are telling the public Belgium won

The Ukrainian Mel C has won.

UK's 12 points went to Lithuania?

Lithuania?

how?

Go back to 100% jury voting.

BYO

No, the county with the most emigrants.

The only way we will win is by having a huge star do it

It was dire. This was just a political popularity contest, there really was no point having the songs in it, was there?

Lithuania were shit. They had fiddles though.

The public and juries agreed that Germany were shit then

Well if engelbert can't do it I really can't see who else we could ask

We've tried that before, numerous times. It makes no difference.

I think they must have decided to show the votes this way this year to show what an utter farce it is.

Pesto- yup ,any attempt to stop it being political failed.

Es Sheeran? 1D?

Wtf

The lyrics to this are very depressing.

Hands up, which of you voted for Lithuania?

We pretty much dominate the music industry in the real world anyway.

Can Ukraine afford to host next year?

Well here's to Kiev next year folks

They won't do it - potential career suicide.

suffolk 1D wouldn't work; they have to sing live!