Who will be the Heroes in Stockholm? Boom bang a bang it's Eurovision time again!

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A new voting system this year!

Official site to watch the entries.

1st semi final: Tuesday 10th May 8pm BBC4
2nd semi final: Thursday 12th May 8pm BBC4

Grand Final: Saturday 14th May 8pm BBC1

Summary Time:

Blue Finnish Camel Toe
Greek Hammer Time
Moldovian Spaceman
Hungarian Sore Throated Backing Singer Builders
Croatian Tent Factory Accident
Bourbon Gouda from The Netherlands
Marvel's Agents of Armenia
San Marino Suit and Silver
Thunder and Lightning, very very frightening Russians
Pink Czech Republic Princess
Cypriot Killers with Cages
Austrian Pink Bog Roll
Creepy Estonian Gambler
Azerbaijan SheRa
Montenegro is Even Better than the Real Thing
The Wicked Witch of Iceland
Bosnian Blankets, Baddies and Barbed Wire
Maltease Jesus Complex

In the interests of the Best Eurovision Spirit the ideal Finalists should be:

Greek Hammer Time
Moldovian Spaceman
Croatian Tent Factory Accident
Bourbon Gouda from The Netherlands
San Marino Suit and Silver
Thunder and Lightning, very very frightening. Russia
Cypriot Killers with Cages
Austrian Pink Bog Roll
Creepy Estonian Gambler
The Wicked Witch of Iceland
Bosnian Blankets, Baddies and Barbed Wire

This year is massively better than last. If only for the costumes.

The subtitles are amusing.

Our entry both look about 12

I am clearly getting old

I was wondering when Jedward switched countries.

Tour is embarrassing.

The are Dull Jedward. Jedward were fun.

This is terrible. Can we see the songs everyone else is voting for again please?

I've just watched the video of our entry and I quite liked it and that's something I've never said about a UK Eurovision entry.

It's not amazing but at least it's not embarrassingly awful.

Come on Bosnia.

PLEASE PLEASE get through.

Ours is a good song and so long as they don't balls up the singing on Saturday we might do ok

Maybe the French should have stuck to French.

The Spanish Cheryl. In more bacofoil

Sweden making a valiant attempt to not win. Hosting Eurovision must be expensive.

Sweden is dull

Swedish entry looks like Joseph Gordan-Levitt

And over the Sci Fi Bridge to see the Captain

Come on Cyprus

come on Bosnia...

Come on Cyprus

Its all looking a bit too serious at the moment.

I want someone fun to get through

YEEEEESSSSSS

Yes at least they're through

Yay

Boooo they are really killing Eurovision. You HAVE to watch the semis for the fun.

See you all on Thursday for semi final part deux then...