Who will be the Heroes in Stockholm? Boom bang a bang it's Eurovision time again!

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A new voting system this year!

Official site to watch the entries.

1st semi final: Tuesday 10th May 8pm BBC4
2nd semi final: Thursday 12th May 8pm BBC4

Grand Final: Saturday 14th May 8pm BBC1

Oh key change.

Camel not reindeer.

Oooo just remembered - subtitles, if I can find them...

Greek man removing his top smacked of desperation and didn't improve a truly awful performance!
Moldova sounds Celine Dion-esque!!

Oh it's pure Euro cheese!

Still want some crazy entries a la Russian grannies

This year's trend: shiny things one dresses.

Beats everyone being in white like they were last year.

OOOO SPACEMAN!

At least we know the sound engineers aren't using autotune!

Loving the spaceman!

Hang on what's Tim Peake doing on stage for Moldova?

Oh look Moldova's local toddlers cut out shiny shapes for her dress!!

Has Tim Peake made an appearance?

Someone went a bit mad with the bacofoil.

I feel too sober for this! There's a spaceman!!! She can't sing!!! Wowzers!

It's the tin man from The Wizard of Oz.

My sick toddler likes that one.

Great minds Suffolk

Oh I think I like Freddie!

Do we reckon we'll see a man bun tonight? Plenty of designer stubble on show.

Lots of big drums this year.

Did Freddie's luggage get lost?! Can't think of another explanation for the outfit.

This sounds like advert music

Oh someone has a sore throat.

Have some strepsils love.

Dad dancing

Did his mum not teach him to dress?

Nope!

Some builders whistling in the back there.

The backing singers look they are trying to jiggle something down their trouser legs!!