New Celebrity Big Brother Thread

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Other one massive!

What was that about Jackie's parents coming into the house?? What were they like?

Shilpa, awful, horrible stuck up woman. Must go. Leo, slimy, up himself, childish. Must go.

Didn't watch last night. Fill me in!

fill me in Otter?

Tech has put all the dropped off posts back now.

saying what, Notanotter?

hopefully Jade will be up

when do they nominate ?

What's Dermott doing?

oh thank god it wasn't poo!!Unfortunately cbb big mouth has certainly made it look that way to millions of viewers though

what's happening? dh watching football.

Yeah I do swear but I didnt say "Aitch ya fuckin biatch Ive got cramp ya dobber

kinda saying she has asked for it 'no smoke without fire' type thing

oh seasons - so soon??

aitch, jermaine is upset, the witches have started on shipla again over the shopping list

yeah, prob be Jade and Shilpa and Jade will be evicted (and booed, ha ha!)

at Dermott.

I must admit i can't stand watching live feed so am at mercy of editing. Really hope Shilpa is not "the aggressor" or "asking for it" etc. Horrible to think I could be duped.

i've switched over now. i may be indeed be a dobber but i cannot take seriously the views of a woman who did not get her roots done or even brush her hair before doing an interview live on television.
interesting that shilpa scored lowest on the macchiavellian tests...

I think Im watching the rose-coloured specs version of BB cause I thought they were all gettiong on fine with the shopping list - apart from Jermain who said hes fasting this week.

Shilpa is not asking for it.

They are a nasty bunch, pack mentality.

why are people like this

Okay I take that back now Shilpas being bossy about the shopping list

it really struck me as i watched it - Dermot was sounding as though instructed to steer the conversation to saying ' she is a bit feisty' ' she can be patronising' ' she knows what she is doing'

I feel ASHAMED to be british

Gah, missed it all, watching boring live feed instead. I am so pleased that all the posts are back so that our pro Shilpa stance will be preserved for.. my own smug satisfaction.

Btw Aitch when i said earlier about Cleo not sticking up for Shilpa before i meant when the witches were being evil in the bedroom t'other night, if i'd seen last night's tirade i would have been far less willing to forgive her just cos i fancy her!!... don't watch the live feed if i did i would literallly never leave the house)

oh Liesel you didn't see the sly looks over the blackboard or the tittering?

there's none so blind ......

Going off on a tangent somewhat I've yet to see Jo lift a finger to do anything yet?

AND - why are the rest all so bloody spineless are they scared of getting nominated - oh please!

dermot has really let me down. he's supposed to be a good catholic boy as well. dh back watching football.

Does anyone else think that the fragrant LVT and the delightful seasonsreasons are actually the same person exploring the torment of her own internal duality?

I didn't think she was , but i guess any of them could do countless stuff and then its edited out iyswim . Like Jack saying "paki". Racist dickhead.

jo moaning about shipla and jack said "give it 2days and you'll be going for her" and jo said she would be going for her before long. oh dear, i think shes going to get a smack