Neighbours Thread - Is Lassiter's the most dangerous hotel in the world?

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Starting a new thread ready for the dramas of next week.

Can't believe I'll be on holiday when the all the excitement is going on. That was seriously bad planning.

If Paul dies then I'm not coming home.

My wish list for death: Amy, her son, her mum, Sonya, Ben & Steph.

Paige is irritatingly and incurably stupid, I would like to shake her until her teeth rattle.

The Geordie Shore thing was a bit random. Predictable but still quite funny when he said he had a bird and Aaron said he was quite happy to do PA for his pet.

Holy fuck Paige is annoying

Paige has inherited all her stupidity from the original Brad and all her annoyingness from the original Lauren.

I feel like I only come on this thread to complain about Neighbours but really- Karl the hypnotherapist?

I hope Angus isn't in it for the long term. His accent is awful. That weird intonation, it's not English, it's not Australian, what is it? And he's a shocking actor as well.

Ned and Lauren thing is getting really creepy now. Not sure I will be able to watch if they get it together.

Didn't you know Hairspray Karl can do everything.

Hairspray 100% agree. I thought exactly the same as I watched yesterday

Yes, Karl the hypnotist! How is "John" paying for this?

I used to really like Paige but she's now some weird wet fish. And what's with her and Mark saying their engagement was a long time ago etc. It was a few months ago!

I was thinking how Karl has now got a proper old man belly.

Dr Karl as a hypnotherapist had me in stitches. I'm sure they do it deliberately.

What made me laugh (and think the scriptwriters were having a laugh too) is when Karl said to John he would have to find another therapist, as there is only so much he can do as he's not an expert

Finally Dr Karl recognises his limitations, thought the day would never come. There must be an opening for a new character, as he's never willingly given up any job in the hospital before!

I am stunned that Dr KK has limitations! Surely not? He is an expert on all things medical.I nearly fell off my chair when he said John needed to see someone with more experience.

Karl not being an expert, and this drawn-out plot about the hotel explosion...it's like watching a different programme. By the autumn Paul will have been pacing the grounds in Warrinor Prison for months, but half of Ramsay Street will know the real culprit was Little Jimmy. And John Doe will turn out to be related to Scott and Charlene's best mate from the 80s

Is Vincent going to arrive and claim he's lived on Ramsey street for years and him and the Robinsons go way back?

where did maddison go?

I'm quite enjoying the whole Ned/Lauren thing, in a perverse car-crash type way.

I'm getting quite bored of John Doe, though. Maybe because of Paige, who has to be the most annoying character of all time. What happened to her eco-warrior-activist thing?

I thought Paige was at uni now, what's happened to her lectures/new friends?

Good point re: Maddison - did we ever see her leave? I can't remember already.

Maddison just disappeared, no idea where she went. She was awful though!

i used to like paige....but she seems to have lost the ability so speak properly. maybe she has new teeth.

AND omg Angus is so annoying.
and really Susan would take his side over her actual grandson

Angus is dreadful. Hopefully Sarah will hurry up with either her death or her miraculous recovery, and he can be shipped off back to the Uk.

So, presumably Nate hit Paul at end of yesterday's episode - what's the point of that? Not a shock exit for Paul, surely?!

Shock exit for Nate when he goes to prison?

I reckon it'll somehow end up with Nate having to apologise to Paul about it and then they'll talk and Nate will be on Paul's side so Aaron can help him again.

I thought Madison was going to do the detective bit and reveal Uncle Paul's innocence. She must be working undercover. Or possibly behind the whiteboard.

They do like a good reversey accident in neighbours don't they, it doesn't feel like long since Jimmy/the dog got hit and didn't Sonya and the buggy have an incident not too long ago too?

Anyone else think Walter is Sonya's real father? He keeps giving her very soppy looks for an uncle.