Emmerdale- are we in the least bit bovvered what happens in The Dales right now?

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the last thread got to 1000 (took 2 and a half YEARS )

So:
Paddy and Rhona off to Germany with Marlons blessing.
Why did Rhona say "Pretend you fell off a horse" to explain his bruise. He's a Vet. He could've been kicked by any sort of animal, he's the most unlikely equestrian ever.

Eric- something going on with him. Not just a touch of dodgy tummy, I reckon he'll have something serious and bowel related (a slow burn storyline )

Holly- can't stick her, whiney irritating little twerp.

Charity, you are not the hottest thing to walk the Dales. Go Away.

Ashley

Chrissie/Andy/Robert .
Chrissie and Robert are talking . Is there going to be another Sudgen Brother Love Triangle? (Yawn)

the doctors wife s voice is annoying me, i know she is suppose to be posh but its really annoying
im sure i seen lisa get a big bottle of milk off the shelf in davids shop right next to the butter, i think a fridge would of been good in this heat.
and as for david how annoying is he , the quickest way to make some one go off you -= come across as desparate and needy

I understand why Belle's mental illness has flared up again, but having this imaginary friend of hers appear out of nowhere feels like a heavy handed way and clumsy way to show it.

I'm dying to see Chas's face when she comes back and sees the doctor working in the pub . Poor Moira, hope she hasn't got any disease. I've enjoyed it this week, loads going on.

Loving Chas's new hair cut and colour. She looks so much better.

I also thought that about Chas and her new hair, i thought it looked really nice, actually makes her look younger and quite attractive. Even got me considering whether i should try and grow my hair like that unfortunately just had a very drastic pixie cut, would take ages

If they end up with another protracted will they/won't they love story for Marlon and Carly after subjecting us to the utterly unlovable David and Tracy I'm turning off.

Oh, and Andy is so gonna be framed for Lawrence's murder assuming he pops his clogs

Oh for gods sake, how bloody predictable was that, so now we have more hospital scenes, more arrested scenes, more prison or no prison scenes, will they won't they scenes.

And would someone please tell Adam to back off hassling his wife, he is a complete and utter pain!!

It's becoming very samey. There are not enough strong story lines with the characters I like

The repetitive cheating stories I'm finding boring and there's yet another one coming up next week.

Bernice going on holiday so soon after her last one feels odd, maybe the actress had to get away for an emergency or something.

I feel like Gabby needs a good clip round the ear! She is just insufferable - why are all her relatives so easy on her?

As IF that gorgeous girl would fancy the gormless string bean that is Marlon!

any spoilers on Chrissy leaving,tis hoping

she is getting unbearable to watch

Take lucky with her and belle and the doctor

so glad ashley called the police on gobby, she needs teaching a lesson

I was almost screaming at the TV when that horrible brat was being vile last night!

Bit random but I usually watch this on itv player and can't help getting annoyed by the McCain ads in between. Especially the one that says 'why is mine like, grey?' to the cup of tea. God it's so bloody annoying!

I really love Nicola and Jimmy too.

That little brat needs a good slap, but they let her away with murder for so long that no doubt when the police show up Ashley will say he made a mistake because of his illness, drippy Lauren will back him up and Gabby will smirk her way through it.

I hope Chrissy and her horrible son leave soon, can't stand them, they can take Andy, Adam and Gabby with them.

Marlon and Gemma what were the producers thinking.

I can't stand Lachlan. What is the point? No offence to his actor.

im glad unicorn1981 said that i thought it was just me they annoy although its that woman that looks at the massive chip like its an alien that pisses me off but i like the little lad who is so hungry he said his dad looks like broccoli
annnnnd wheres bob gone , i know they have mentioned him and brenda have gone on holiday but he hasnt been in it for a while.

puss yes!! This!! Her face when she looks at the massive chip makes me want go go out and commit a public offence.

Are the police actually going to believe Ashley hit Gabby, she gets worse everytime she opens her gob, and now Victoria knows the drug dealer was the one who attacked her this story will drag on and on.

Gabby is vile.
Well done Ashley for telling her how it is.

I'm disappointed in Emmerdale at the moment. I skipped some episodes. Watched some of last night. I thought the scenes between Cain and Charity were like something out of a pantomime.I think some of the actors must be cringing at the lines they get these days.

Have you seen the trailer for next week's "trial"? Is there are direct relationship between Chrissie's fringe length and her capacity for evil?

No, haven't seen it. Think I will drop Emmerdale for a while. I think the current producers / writers don't 'get' the characters.