Celeb Big Bro Thread 9 - Keeping it real with fake tan, fake tears, fake relationships, fake death, and now a fake pregnancy!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

What will happen to the designer vagina when the fake baby arrives?

Grotesque cheating on your boyfriend never mind doing it on a national TV show.

Oh please

Is Megan/Scotty trying to get some attention on themselves ?

Megan would know her arse will be filmed. In fact, they both positioned it for max exposure

is she with him now then?

Jezza needs to run away.

Tiffany the agony aunt

I reckon I could start naked with £20 and still look better than Gemma any day, all week long.

You go tiff

You can see all the clips and stuff, i would be asking for my millions of paaaaaaaands back!

If I flashed my arse on telly it would fill the screen!

Crocodile Shoooos tears

if i had an arse like that i would be showing it 24/7

Just turned on, what is this about?

I still really really dislike Gemma

A pedastool.....🙈

Emma grew loads in 2 weeks

Gemma is deeply unhappy about her weight imo.

Yes, seaside, I'd be doing the school run in my pants.

She is driving me nuts with the constant whining, might even throw my pistachio shells at the telly

Not sure yet. The local supermarket seems dearer than the big mercadona.

We're so spoiled in Tenerife. The mercadona there has a fresh fish counter just 10 mins walk from where we stay and the restaurant underneath our apartment does a fab 3 course meal for €10.

There's a fab market in town with all sorts of weird and wonderful things. We will have to get the bus back or a taxi. Too far to walk with a boat load of food.

I'll have to google where to eat . Most ex pats seem to live outside of benidorm.

Whenever I type Steph the phone autocorrects it to Strep

I'm 3 mins behind now because of a phone call inconsiderate fuckers

Eurgh Steph

I have a great arse. I don't need to show it on telly to make my living. I bet you lot do too.

Think there are some nice tapas bars in the old town

AF

Currys/PC World
Gumtree
mysinglefriend
Health Lottery
PG Tips
Spotlight
Activia
DFS
HelpLink

Spoiling you for old time's sake

I wish,AF