Celeb Big Bro Thread 9 - Keeping it real with fake tan, fake tears, fake relationships, fake death, and now a fake pregnancy!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

What will happen to the designer vagina when the fake baby arrives?

Do you think GC and Steph will stay in touch ?

I wish they would pee off,both of them.

'All looks shit very quickly'

How can they bail her out when she's not even in the cage in the first place?

Claustrophobic! It's an open box!!!!

Yep I'm with Steph on this one. Never thought I'd say that!

Is the cost of food same as it is here Dowser, ?

Is that a weave? I thought it was extensions. I don't know the difference.

Whatever it cost...it's a blooming mess!

Didn't GC go in the box the first couple of days ?

Not a muff then

Love how BB is pretending the GC situation isn't happening.

ARSE!

Here come a role model

Ew ew ew
Put some clothes on love

What a lovely bottom

How can they bail Gemma when she hasn't done anything to be bailed from?
I don't get it.

I bet that underwear chafes.

I don't like Steph but I totally agree with everything she said there. GO has fucked me right off with her comments about expensive shoes. She really does get validation from tacky possessions.

Please God when I asked in the AM I want to have the same body as Megan. But keep my height. Thanks

Her hair looks like a shrunken lambswool jumper

Does Jer wear make up?

Gemma is a snob always talkin about her expensive belongings.

Jeremy you mug!!

Is craggy Island supermodel wearing white eye liner on his inner lid?

I think Steph needs help.....

Pedestool