Celeb Big Bro Thread 9 - Keeping it real with fake tan, fake tears, fake relationships, fake death, and now a fake pregnancy!

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What will happen to the designer vagina when the fake baby arrives?

Sounds good Dowser. Keep me posted about food prices please.

Gemma won't be able to hack the boos

Gemma boooo

After this week at work, showing my are on telly seems quite appealing.... Maybe not for the folk watching mind

Stephanie wears some awful clothes.

Chipsticj I think you right but it would be great to watch

To be honest I can't remember the last time I saw my arse. Or my front. I don't look at myself really, hardly ever. DH seems fond though, so that's ok I suppose.

I agree sole, she tries to overcompensate with expensive tacky clothes and hair etc. And takes anything as a personal attack. Shes such a dick.
Gemma shitting it cos her mask is slipping and shes being booed

Ducks. I love them. Are they Indian Runners? I am in lurve.

That ducks hair!!

Gorgeous

I could join the ok Arse club....

Anything to deflect from my Spaniels ears....

Aaaaw duckies! Don't scare 'em!

They were the cutest ducks ever

Oh It's all a game plan for Steph

I agree with you dilbert GC needs therapy.

I can join the ' seen from outer space' arse club.

My arse is alriiiiight it used to be amazing

Even diva Nancy did the jail and she did it outside in the cold.

I really hope that Steph's boyfriend doesn't get in

Thanks for the ad-rundown Enrique.

So loved the way Scotty T doesn't know the identity of the shag-victim when he leaves.

So Dumb

Yep. If I got caught in the nuddy I would cover my boobies first

Gemma is seriously barking mad

Is she in labour?