Celeb Big Bro Thread 9 - Keeping it real with fake tan, fake tears, fake relationships, fake death, and now a fake pregnancy!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

What will happen to the designer vagina when the fake baby arrives?

Ai ai full shebang of cautions there ....

It is warmer here today. 7 degrees. I can really feel the difference.

scoop - I'm sorry, I'll try to catch up.

Old Scary-Eyes is looking shiny and greasy tonight. And her voice is just as grating. I was hoping she may have started mat leave by now. And her Queen Mother outfit is gopping.

Hope you OK now,Stila

Just get rid of Emma ffs

Sounds good Dowser , if I'd eaten lunch outside my fingers would have turned blue and dropped off

Yes,supposed to be over 10 tomorrow ,Sole

Anne, how very dare you

GC has got to go!! Just eaten dry roasted nuts, 3x Malteser reindeer and a butterfly cake 😌

Gemma, Steph and John getting similar boos

Just checked on temps at home. It was one and two before we came away, it's going to be 8 , 9 and 12 on Sunday!

Oh great Shelly

AF - I was being kind.

Anne

Thank goodness was worried you weren't well.

Queen Mother outfit ha

To say her weave was apparently so expensive, it's really yellow and brassy.

They were meant to be sleeping faces Shelly , not sobbing ones
I've not been sobbing

Can you imagine what it is like living with those two?

OMG GC so stuck up

Gemma mentions money a lot.

Why ahould anyone be intimidated by gc?

Aww thought you were ill.

I can't stand Stephanie but she's right about Gemma

We've got 18's most of the week and tues and Friday rain!

Haven't found a nice restaurant yet. All salads and chips , pizza, all day breakfasts etc

It's a weird place.

I never understand why HMs go in with extensions / dye jobs. It always looks shit very very quickly.