THE VOICE- week 2- Spinning chairs at the ready. Starts *7.45pm*

[Raahh]

And this week promises a drag act, an ex- X Factor auditionee (who we won't remember), and a bloke who sang with the Beatles. Probably once, in the Cavern. From the audience.

I'm not sure anything will beat Bernie Clifton.

But the big question is, will I ever warm to Paloma? And does Bill.je.suis have the foggiest who BG is?

I miss S'Tom.

I need nibbles.

See y'all later.

I know its childish but people saying spunk amuses me.

loops what did he say?

the only winner i can even remember is a woman that was blind, and i'm not even sure she won

I thought that might be the case Raahh. I couldn't name anyone.

Does the average Essex person dress in a Towie way? All the Essex people that make it onto these shows have a very 'high glamour' look.

She will be proper shouty in the battle rounds.

has Ricky got a girlfriend these days? He seems less desperate than last year...

in certain parts of Essex there is a lot of fake tan/hair/eyelashes/boobs

We got a girl at work from Essex, she even makes herself look glam in a nurses uniform

BGs eyebrows are on fleek.

Will was saying why he didn't turn and the old man, stevie I think he was called, interrupted to say something like "its because I'm going to die soon"

Will did not look pleased. Stevie maybe meant it as a joke but it didn't make Will look good and he continued to look pissed until Stevie walked away.

oh, Star man .

Ahhh Bowie

Big earrings.

Loopsylala I agree, he was pulled up/interrupted and not entirely happy!

See, she might have an ok voice, but this is so dull and predictable.

I think she might be ok..

Ps hi everyone I was lurking while eating cheese n crackers and joined in without thinking

Oh screech. Maybe not.

I like her.

Bill ain't turning for the same old, same old gospel singer.

There is a wrap dress out the back with this woman's name on it. I wonder if they have any pleather

Ohh I forgot my Voice snack this week.
Pass over the cheese and crackers.

Calyx

mmmm, cheese.

Handing round cheese (four kinds!) high fibre jacobs crackers (they were reduced) and a glass of prosecco to everyone who fancies it :)