THE VOICE- week 2- Spinning chairs at the ready. Starts *7.45pm*

[Raahh]

And this week promises a drag act, an ex- X Factor auditionee (who we won't remember), and a bloke who sang with the Beatles. Probably once, in the Cavern. From the audience.

I'm not sure anything will beat Bernie Clifton.

But the big question is, will I ever warm to Paloma? And does Bill.je.suis have the foggiest who BG is?

I miss S'Tom.

I need nibbles.

See y'all later.

He's good-really good

Surely that outfit is for a bet? Alright voice. Not very original though. Which is what you'd need when you're not blessed with stunning good looks.

'quirky team' in BG language means 'not as pretty as I'd like'

I bet he'd have picked Ricky over George.

Paloma is like wtf at Ricky's bullshit.

He could never drive in those shoes.
I put a car in a ditch on a lesson wearing DMs

has anyone seen cloudy with a chance of meatballs? he looks like baby brent

BG only needs 1 good one to win and he has ? Cody Frost, the girl who did the super Abba cover previously, I think she is the best so far...

Yes, a future on the dole.

whothefuck

Ahhh, bet Paloma is the first girl he's hugged!

squoosh definitely.

nancy

nancy YES omg, yes!

Ah I like shellsuit wearing, roller hair, medical shoe attired, ginger boy.

I've never seen what Paloma Faith looks like before. One of my friends is the spitting image of her!

Been lurking

Fuck me this is bad - I just watched Karise Eden on YouTube on the Voice Australia, it's like a different world

Well that was as underwhelming as usual
See you all next week.

No ex-famous people this week

It's like Rick Astley ate Boris Johnson. Astounding.

He really does look like that!!! This is my first week watching. Because I've been a bit pissed off Boy George is been given airtime. But anyway please tell me all the contestants aren't this poor quality!!

Why are they turning for some of these?!??

Will iam thinks he's a genius. I really can't stand him.

Wow is it over already? They are much more merciful to us than the X Factor producers. TTFN!

Definitely a smidge of Boris Becker too.

But an ex famous persons wife.
That was a bit underwhelming.

Ex-famous people they all pretended to remember, Red

well, that was pretty dull. But I had nothing better to do, and you lot are better company than dh. Who is snoring.

See y'all next week.