THE VOICE- week 2- Spinning chairs at the ready. Starts *7.45pm*

[Raahh]

And this week promises a drag act, an ex- X Factor auditionee (who we won't remember), and a bloke who sang with the Beatles. Probably once, in the Cavern. From the audience.

I'm not sure anything will beat Bernie Clifton.

But the big question is, will I ever warm to Paloma? And does Bill.je.suis have the foggiest who BG is?

I miss S'Tom.

I need nibbles.

See y'all later.

Is Will wearing a lab coat?

ouch, lavender .

I'm aching everywhere, as it was very icy yesterday when I took Raahhdog out- I fell 3 times and think I've knackered my already frozen shoulder.

I'm not so much yoof, as getting on a bit.

raah don't think he's a drag act, in the local paper he's wearing a shell suit he's called Harry

Yeah violin woman loved herself a bit much

Did anyone see the pics this week if george and marilyn? I thought they had fallen out.

I know Paloma is naturally kooky, doesn't stop it being annoying though

if only S'Tom was here- would blow his mind, this one.

I hope he sings better than he talks

Lavender

Gilbert and Sullivan, sung by a drag act. I am hoping no-one turns.

Oh god, I thought drag act would have a nice voice, this is hurting more than the drawing pin

If S'Tom was here he'd say 'Hmmmm, shagged that lady. Merthyr Tydfil Working Men's Club 1973. Cracking tits I recall'.

coco didn't they do gogglebox together?

This is a not very nice noise

Bet this goes down well on Canal street.

Theres no way he'll go into a polyester wrap dress. Best nobody turns.

Next!

squoosh Definitely.

Or 'anal treat' as it was known in my day at college. ..

Oh did they? I loved Marilyn

I like the boxer too

This will be good publicity for his act, anyway.

I hate drag acts. Next.

Why would you turn just if you knew it was a drag queen? if you're a shit singer, you're a shit singer

What language

I'm half regretting they didn't pick him now.

Bill isn't feeling it

Barrow Boy dances a lot doesnt he?

nancy- exactly.

Right, he can bugger off now.