THE VOICE- week 2- Spinning chairs at the ready. Starts *7.45pm*

[Raahh]

And this week promises a drag act, an ex- X Factor auditionee (who we won't remember), and a bloke who sang with the Beatles. Probably once, in the Cavern. From the audience.

I'm not sure anything will beat Bernie Clifton.

But the big question is, will I ever warm to Paloma? And does Bill.je.suis have the foggiest who BG is?

I miss S'Tom.

I need nibbles.

See y'all later.

You deserve her George.

BG is clearly desperate for an act. She was shocking.

Fun-derland.

Will is looking at her with a face of total disgust

I hate the hiper ones.

Tough luck Melissa you have BG whether you like it or not.

Are you sure Spark? .
What's wrong with saying passed away? Mind you I started a thread about her husband's demise and I was berated for not getting his name right!!! Really?

Can you imagine crossing her in a nightclub?

She looks like she'd knock your pan in.

Stuff to work on.

Like the dodgy tiara.

She will be the first to get the chop, come battle rounds.

Little Celine's fans are obviously a fearsome bunch

I think he's regretting it already.

She was very average.

thered - she could be mates with Chezza

Nobody else turned, because she was awful.

Here's Harry!

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/2550288-Celine-Dions-brother-has-passed-away?msgid=58709717

What's going on with your barnet Harry?

I don't know why he turned for the girl from Sunderland but not the girl from Ireland.

Here he is

he has stolen boris johnson's hair, or is it a dead blonde badger?

is it really something to be proud of that you are incapable of feeding yourself at that age?

The hair though

Is he wearing a 'vintage' 1990s shell suit?

Looks like he's still got his rollers in

Ugh. His mum should be ashamed he's so unable to be independent! No way my boys will be like that.