10000 BC is back - and now there are two tribes so twice the hopelessness!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Starts Monday 10pm Channel 5.

Who's in?

AF

Enrique

Missed twenty minutes of it. Narcisist person on phone

Where are you all?

They returned to the main camp after discovering the lake

I am a bit behind.

On Day3, moving house

Still here Sole!

What day are we on?

Ogling George. Only reason to watch so far.

They need SatNav

Anne I think it's Day4

Or maybe Day3

Last time they caught about 2 spindly things in the lake.

Just missed a chunk as ddad and dm were on the phone. Fucking, pissing, arseholey twitting cock gumming wankers.

Not my parents but the people buying my house (dad is my solicitor).

Beyond irritated.

I haven't been concentrating at all, I've been gazing at the lake views and pondering on what kind of outfit I'd fashion, never mind what to do with my hair (probably something a la Nancy with some artfully employed sticks that really should've been for kindling)

I have been contemplating how I would support my boobs, Enrique.

I'm in but an hour up the rear....

I have wondered how much weight I would lose there. Ultimate fat camp.

Carry on behind Scoop

I'd need a lot of skin to support my boobage but would probably end up with awful neck and shoulder ache. Not that I'd ever go. A day and a night would do for me I reckon.

And back to CBB.

Who's the guy who sounds exactly like David Brent?

Suzanne needs to tuck her tits away better

I'm so glad this awful programme is back! Hi Anne and all. Watching on plus 1. the guy who was complaining about the boots really looks like the dad from the children's film the croods, trust me. Google it

Hi Bub!

Tonight at 10pm.