10000 BC is back - and now there are two tribes so twice the hopelessness!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Starts Monday 10pm Channel 5.

Who's in?

Oh it's an advert I thought those houses were next to the woods....

Get out the bath first AF!

Even the queen couldn't grant us so many letters! IFPWBCTDs we are then.

Sole, every civilisation needs good admin

last year they basically starved
they had to be pulled out just before they died of starvation and exposure basically. like the hunger games without cannons

Ball it looked a close call for some of them last year.

Oh I'd forgot about Klint

I have a feeling the second tribe have livelier personalities.

Yes Scoop, Blue Eyed Klint with his magical foraging wisdom.

Why do I feel like John the landlord/scout leader is going to get on my tits?

Oh gin gan gooly

I would want the Scout master on my team.

Klunt is a bit annoying

I don't think he is a real archaeologist < whistles>

Arkhela will piss em' all off I feel.

There will be much fighting in camp 2 I think.

I think it's just a super imposed Centre parks.

Sure I saw some camera glare glinting off the tropical dome.

I'll pass on the hedgehog.

Mrs Tiggywinkle

Mrs Tiggywinkle died in vain.

Shouldn't the producers or someone have said "don't bother with the hedgehogs, they're riddled, leave them be in their own own prickly happiness".

Poor thing

Suzanne is going to end up in the lake at this rate.

The fish baskets will keep you alive.

Think he is the male version of Steph.

First evacuation! Yay!

One gone already

Did Jay watch The Office and think "I know who is a top bloke and that k should aspire to be like. That David Brent bloke."

What a cock.

Man down man down. Idiot. You need to drink! Jeepers