10000 BC is back - and now there are two tribes so twice the hopelessness!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Starts Monday 10pm Channel 5.

Who's in?

He's not going to be happy.

John is going to kill them and eat them.

Dave is scared of John.

He thinks he will, but now he has no support because Dave's usurped him by stealth.

When John and Dave were immersed to their shoulders in the lake, there were an awful lot of bubbles around them. Just saying.

Foraging intel. Snack was Kettle Bites mozzarella and pesto lentil curls. They may be only 97 calories a bag. They may be seized upon by Snake or Cray, but out here in the real world, they are totally vile.

Lentil curls sound vile.

But better than crayfish.

John is still in charge, isn't he?

Isn't the dead washed-up fish going to make them ill?

I'm thinking John's all mouth and trousers. Well, for now.

Am suspicious of the dead fish.

The lentil curl snacks were on offer. I was a fool to myself, but yes, at least they didn't wash up dead on the doorstep.

I really can't work out why they haven't been washing their hands frequently, especially seeing as they're living on the lake shore. Suzanne's an A&E consultant, so she should have cleanliness forefront.

If that dead fish doesn't make them ill then I think that it was killed and left there by Klint.

Why can only one person hunt at a time?

It's about who gets to take first shot I thought.

Oh here we go.

John's no longer leader of a tribe, not got the first shot and now missing his family. Is this his run in to walking?

Dan's on shot. Can't look.

Wow! An actual animal! Not a fish!

I thought that too, Enrique. He's leading up to walking.

It must be the end of the series soon.

Did the butcher walk then?

Yes, the butcher went.

This kill's brought the two tribes together now.

Bloody hell, the "safety team" must be sat with them to get there that fast.

Liver wouldn't have been my first choice.

I heave at even the thought of offal, let alone the taste and texture, but if there's no food, I'd have to think again.

Suzanne's wearing lipstick surely? her lips are very dark.

Is it blood on her lips?

I agree offal would be better than nothing, but there is lovely deer meat there for the munching!

I don't think it's blood, it's very neat and also before the butchery really got going.

I think she decided they should eat the offal first because it'd be harder to preserve and would go off first. The meat can be smoked and will last them longer.

OMG Jay come back next week.

Final episode next week, but a double-bill starting at 11pm on Wednesday? How can I stay awake for that???

I was thinking the same. Catchup for me I reckon.

Apparently Dan was on loose women and proposed.

Thanks for that Nun, I don't watch it so would've missed that info.
It's on his local paper's website
www.westerngazette.co.uk/Chard-10-000-BC-Tribes-contestant-Dan-Evans-gets/story-28723082-detail/story.html