Eastenders gossipers into the new year

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New thread for Eastenders gossipers! Who will come back from the dead next?
Will the Bobby storyline ever end?
Will Claudette ever decide on an accent?

would be nice if mick was faithful ....... and whitters was just looking longingly at her possible fil ......

wasnt sure of the kiss bewteen mick and jack, tho the scene bewteen ronnie jack billy honey was sweet, maybe if ronnies and jacks baby hadnt died then ronnie wouldnt be a murdering pyscho

tho what is bobbies excuse ....

and where/how will beales find the £3/5k a term to send bobbie to private boarding school

Err more like £7-9k for boarding fees, £3-5k is day school rates.

Ian does supply the only hot food for miles around so I reckon his three businesses could pay the fees. It's not as if him and jane are always buying new clothes

Bobby grew up on the Square, it's enough to turn anyone into a murdering psycho

DP said that about the beales, he's got 3 businesses and they never go on holiday. But ffs wouldn't you be a bit pissed off if you were jane and got a shit 2nd hand car for Xmas and minutes later your husband suddenly finds enough money for boarding school fees?!

Caught up last night on all the episodes i missed over xmas.

Can't believe the Bobby and Stacey storylines are still floating around.

Kat and Alfie return was bit of a yawn fest.

I don't understand at what point Fat Boy got chucked in the boot either. And who chucked him in the boot?

Glad to see Mick hit Dean though.

Yeah Kat's in a mood with Alfie. hold the front page. Zzzz

Kat has a face liked a smacked arse according to dh

That's an excellent description of Kat's face. I can't stand her. I'll still blatantly end up watching the spin off and complaining about it. Maybe we should have a 'we hate the spin off but it won't stop us watching it' thread when the time comes?

Of course we will watch and moan about the spin off

Can't believe Alfie hasn't even been for any tests yet. Outcome will be A) nothing to worry about after all. Or B) six weeks to live. deep sigh. Cue loads of overstretched episodes waiting for results.

He is a snivelling tool thats why he hasnt been yet

He used to be more fun before he became Kat's whipping boy again

Don't hold back mrsjayy what do you really think of Alfie

Should have married Roxy. So many problems solved!

Countdown to Kat finding out about the diagnosis, downing a bottle of vodka, and giving the big "yeah I'm Kat Slater and I'm a slaaaag" speech in the Vic? I give it a week.

notquitehuman- you could be a scriptwriter!

Nah, if Alfie had married Roxy, Roxy still would have slept with anyone Ronnie was interested in. It's her thing. It's what she does.

Gawd, do you remember that turgid christmas a couple of years back when Kat was revealed to have shagged the rubbish gangster and was then as miserable as sin at having to be with him? It took ages for her and Alfie to get back together and now they are miserable again. Just kill them off please!

Just place marking on the new fred. Agree Micks stag was weird. I still think Stacy's baby is Kushs and her MH problems are making her talk about different paternity

How did Mick not hear a band setting up downstairs? They didn't even do a soundcheck.

Plus he's a cockney and prefers Oasis to Blur? No.

BahHumbugs every time I read your comment Will Ronnie learn to cry, rather than her shreiking? "Pleaaaassse pleasssse give me your car".

It always makes me laugh , cause it's so true. Ha!

Blur are posh boys, lots of cockneys prefer oasis!

Considering Kat & Alfie won £1m they haven't changed their looks at all, have they? (Same market-bought clothes, same miserable demeanours.)

Agree optimist. I was thinking of the Dolly Parton quote "It costs a lot of money to look this cheap"

Kat wears about 500 quids worth of make up every time she leaves the house, I think the lipstick is put on with a trowel

I can't wait for tonights episode, dean will twist it all and say its Shirley's fault no doubt.