X FACTOR- this week the theme is 'Love and heartbreak' <yawn>

[Raahh]

Really? They can't come up with anything better?

Here is what the remaining acts are singing-

The Boys
Ché Chesterman: Yesterday - The Beatles
Mason Noise: Jealous - Nick Jonas

The Girls
Lauren Murray: We Belong Together - Mariah Carey
Louisa Johnson: Let It Go - James Bay

The Overs
Anton Stephans: One Sweet Day - Mariah Carey & Boyz II Men

The Groups
Reggie 'N' Bollie: Dangerous Love / Shut Up And Dance - Fuse ODG / Walk The Moon
4th Impact: Ain't No Other Man - Christina Aguilera

I can't help feeling the 4 Binbags have been given something they know inside out.

No less than 2 Mariah tracks- I think Anton might be in trouble - hear the comments already 'that was a very obvious choice there, Simon' etc. Simon is down to one act and pissed off.

Surprised by the James Bay choice, it's a nice song, but not that well known.

And only the other week, I said SpunkyMason looked liked Nick Jonas- spooky.

DD2 and are are both ill- but we will soldier on. I will be back with lemsip and cake later.

They can go home. We don't mind.

Enough with the fainting and sacrifice.

Cheryl must have chosen her outfit as a tribute to the late Jackie Collins.

Oh fuck off with the "we're far away from our family" shit! You bloody chose, no one forced you to come!

I missed last week, did she faint on the show?

They are utterly emotionless. They are like robots.

They are so cabaret!

No Simon she felt faint.

Their ott, sass to the max girlfriend!, performances are at such odds with their sweet almost timid personalities.

the- exactly, she didn't even have the decency to actually faint.

I love Jackie Collins' style. And Joan's too.
I'd love to have the time to look like that every day.

Shame.

They'd be ok on a cruise ship that's about it

Cruise ship singers im afraid!

I can see them on a far east cruise liner somewhere.

Awful.
Does anyone remember the mini pops?

Great minds fairy!

The heart in the background is wobbly. Shame if it fell over.

I'd put them on a far east cruise liner.

red unfortunately I am old enough to remember them. My best friend had their album on tape

They might do a mass faint if the heart fell on them Raahh

Oh phew, thanks Noisy anyway, their performances remind me of the Mini Pops.

They don't have personalities.

Chezza looks awful- and it couldn't be a more open theme, you silly woman.

I loved the mini pops when I was about 6, I had the albulm on tape.