X FACTOR- this week the theme is 'Love and heartbreak' <yawn>

[Raahh]

Really? They can't come up with anything better?

Here is what the remaining acts are singing-

The Boys
Ché Chesterman: Yesterday - The Beatles
Mason Noise: Jealous - Nick Jonas

The Girls
Lauren Murray: We Belong Together - Mariah Carey
Louisa Johnson: Let It Go - James Bay

The Overs
Anton Stephans: One Sweet Day - Mariah Carey & Boyz II Men

The Groups
Reggie 'N' Bollie: Dangerous Love / Shut Up And Dance - Fuse ODG / Walk The Moon
4th Impact: Ain't No Other Man - Christina Aguilera


I can't help feeling the 4 Binbags have been given something they know inside out.

No less than 2 Mariah tracks- I think Anton might be in trouble - hear the comments already 'that was a very obvious choice there, Simon' etc. Simon is down to one act and pissed off.

Surprised by the James Bay choice, it's a nice song, but not that well known.

And only the other week, I said SpunkyMason looked liked Nick Jonas- spooky.

DD2 and are are both ill- but we will soldier on. I will be back with lemsip and cake later.

[Raahh]

They can go home. We don't mind.

[theredlion]

Enough with the fainting and sacrifice.

[squoosh]

Cheryl must have chosen her outfit as a tribute to the late Jackie Collins.

[TheFairyCaravan]

Oh fuck off with the "we're far away from our family" shit! You bloody chose, no one forced you to come!

[WhoTheFuckIsSimon]

I missed last week, did she faint on the show?

[Raahh]

They are utterly emotionless. They are like robots.

[Madbengalmum]

They are so cabaret!

[theredlion]

No Simon she felt faint.

[squoosh]

Their ott, sass to the max girlfriend!, performances are at such odds with their sweet almost timid personalities.

[Raahh]

the- exactly, she didn't even have the decency to actually faint.

[theredlion]

I love Jackie Collins' style. And Joan's too.
I'd love to have the time to look like that every day.

[WhoTheFuckIsSimon]

Shame.

[TheFairyCaravan]

They'd be ok on a cruise ship that's about it

[Madbengalmum]

Cruise ship singers im afraid!

[The80sweregreat]

I can see them on a far east cruise liner somewhere.

[theredlion]

Awful.
Does anyone remember the mini pops?

[Madbengalmum]

Great minds fairy!

[Raahh]

The heart in the background is wobbly. Shame if it fell over.

[theredlion]

I'd put them on a far east cruise liner.

[NoisyBrain]

red unfortunately I am old enough to remember them. My best friend had their album on tape

[theredlion]

They might do a mass faint if the heart fell on them Raahh

[theredlion]

Oh phew, thanks Noisy anyway, their performances remind me of the Mini Pops.

[Raahh]

They don't have personalities.

Chezza looks awful- and it couldn't be a more open theme, you silly woman.

[nancy75]

I loved the mini pops when I was about 6, I had the albulm on tape.