X FACTOR- this week the theme is 'Love and heartbreak' <yawn>

[Raahh]

Really? They can't come up with anything better?

Here is what the remaining acts are singing-

The Boys
Ché Chesterman: Yesterday - The Beatles
Mason Noise: Jealous - Nick Jonas

The Girls
Lauren Murray: We Belong Together - Mariah Carey
Louisa Johnson: Let It Go - James Bay

The Overs
Anton Stephans: One Sweet Day - Mariah Carey & Boyz II Men

The Groups
Reggie 'N' Bollie: Dangerous Love / Shut Up And Dance - Fuse ODG / Walk The Moon
4th Impact: Ain't No Other Man - Christina Aguilera

I can't help feeling the 4 Binbags have been given something they know inside out.

No less than 2 Mariah tracks- I think Anton might be in trouble - hear the comments already 'that was a very obvious choice there, Simon' etc. Simon is down to one act and pissed off.

Surprised by the James Bay choice, it's a nice song, but not that well known.

And only the other week, I said SpunkyMason looked liked Nick Jonas- spooky.

DD2 and are are both ill- but we will soldier on. I will be back with lemsip and cake later.

Feisty Anton

Oooh,eeeek,hes cross

This is like the karaoke songs that they bring out in clubs to make everyone go home.

It's shouty and a bit scary and it tells everyone that this is the end, there's no way back from here.

Oh god, now he's shouting at Grimsby.

Go back to,the dining room with doggy Anton. Times up!

Biffa's eyes look like pissholes in th snow

Has Chezza been at the botox- her eyes are very wide.

Oooh- arguing!

He's finally snapping.

Cheryl's eyes look very small without her false lashes.

Mocha won't do Anton impressions because the shouting scared him off

I think we've just seen why Anton's relationship with his dog has been his longest relationship.

Anton is going home. But his dog will look after him.

Why's Flacky pointing at the doors saying "Look at the crowd?"

Radio 1! Hahahaha hahaha

He's certainly lost grimmys vote!!!

I'm glad he found his backbone!

Cheryl's been having something done. Its the bin bags.
White is very 80s!

Blimey.
Hope Grimmy doesn't meet Anton in a dark alley.

It comes to something when the adverts provide a blessed relief.

Nanfucker was on Loose Women this week cos he's had another facelift to cope with the bullying he received when he was on XFactor!

Destiny- that's it! She is lacking lashes.

Oh, the 3rd Binbag is still milking the 'fainting'.

I really want them to do the Nolans. In lurex trousers. They are such an odd old fashioned group.

Flack and olly need to stop with the "my love" to each other.

M'luv

Oh that's why Chezza looks odd!

Lacking eyeliner as well

Raahh, yes, they are old fashioned!
Still not keen though. Seem fake.
Anton in 'punch up with Grimmy ' saga soon!

I really, really, loathe the Binbags.