X FACTOR- this week the theme is 'Love and heartbreak' <yawn>

[Raahh]

Really? They can't come up with anything better?

Here is what the remaining acts are singing-

The Boys
Ché Chesterman: Yesterday - The Beatles
Mason Noise: Jealous - Nick Jonas

The Girls
Lauren Murray: We Belong Together - Mariah Carey
Louisa Johnson: Let It Go - James Bay

The Overs
Anton Stephans: One Sweet Day - Mariah Carey & Boyz II Men

The Groups
Reggie 'N' Bollie: Dangerous Love / Shut Up And Dance - Fuse ODG / Walk The Moon
4th Impact: Ain't No Other Man - Christina Aguilera

I can't help feeling the 4 Binbags have been given something they know inside out.

No less than 2 Mariah tracks- I think Anton might be in trouble - hear the comments already 'that was a very obvious choice there, Simon' etc. Simon is down to one act and pissed off.

Surprised by the James Bay choice, it's a nice song, but not that well known.

And only the other week, I said SpunkyMason looked liked Nick Jonas- spooky.

DD2 and are are both ill- but we will soldier on. I will be back with lemsip and cake later.

Oh fuck me- is it a therapy session or a singing competition?

God could Simon look any more indifferent to Anton??

Anchor, you missed a bland cover that resembled Yesterday in words only.

In X Factor The Musical, I want Ché to be played by Alfie Boe, Rita by Anne Hathaway and Cheryl by Mel C.

Nice dog.
Awful song.

Is this the Shred version?!

OK, I will try to endure this in order to critically appraise Anton's performance

I hope Anton goes tonight. I can't stand the faces he pulls

I'm just hearing Johnny Mathis now.

I miss Louis

You're like a bald Johnny mathis

I don't know this song but is he out of time as well as tune?

This is feckin awful

Not good

Those fireworks made it look like he was actually exploding.

Bit shouty. Antons journey is at an end.
End of the road.

Saga Simon has been indifferent to his category all the way through.

But then we know who he wants to win.

This sounds really bad.

I just turned the TV on.....

All I can see is all of Anton's teeth!

He was deffo in the wrong key.

He started in the wrong key.

He was deffo in the wrong decade.

Anton's feisty! Ooooooh

DP said Anton sings like Sebastian from The Little Mermaid

Anton is getting fighty?

I never liked that song. I get what Grimmy is saying though- it's very old fashioned.

He's getting upset

You know it's bad when the critique starts with 'I love your dining room'