The Apprentice Thread Two - Fire Them All...

[YoureAllABunchOfBastards]

Will this do?

Yes Give but I want a big bag of kettle crisps not anything healty!

Does anyone else get the impression that the guys are trying to set Charlene up here?

I would NEVER try and put up an easel in front of anyone, they are bastard things.

Yes I'd say so! Making 3 types of bars on her own whilst the boys were pratting around doing not a lot...

It's a little harsh though - these things take ages in development and none of them are cooks

Bars look horrible.

Terrible grammar!

These food tasks - they've had other invent and market a food tasks in previous years - assuming that the shops pitched to actually like them, do they ever get anyone to produce them so that they appear in shops?

I think Vana might have shot herself in the foot adding all that oil. Surely you can't call it healthy then?

Blimey, charlene is patronising to the Asda buyers. "You ladies heard of superfoods???"

It's a bit harsh to sack someone because of their cooking!

Isn't Joseph lying through his teeth about the market research here?

Brave ingredients! Hahaha.

Those health bars always taste horrible. Like chewing a mattress.

The packaging on the crisps is a lot better than on the cereal bars.

Omg. Don't want to try either product!

I don't think Charlene should be saying it helps ward off cancer or prolong life!! Ffs.

Richard took it upon himself to remove the 'raw' label, toss pot.

Run the gravy train??

Richard messed up by taking off the word raw.

Lordy .. Brett makes words up as he goes along. "Iconify"??

Oh god

Those crisps looked rank. Bleugh!

They have to have zero orders surely! What s mess.

Sack the lot of them!

will joseph get sacked for lying about the market research?

And why aren't they working out production costs and retail price? Won't the superfoods be very expensive?