X FACTOR 8pm- and this week the theme is 'Reinventions' a.k.a 'making it their own'.

[Raahh]

Rubbish. And will probably produce a lot of John Lewis ad type versions.

And there is an overload of of mash-ups.

Here are the songs they are singing.

THE BOYS
Seann Miley Moore : California Dreamin' - Mamas & Papas
Ché Chesterman : You Can't Hurry Love - The Supremes
Mason Noise : Teardrops - Womack & Womack

THE GIRLS
Lauren Murray : Hold Back The River - James Bay
Louisa Johnson : Billie Jean - Michael Jackson
Kiera Weathers : Return Of The Mack - Mark Morrison
Monica Michael : Crazy In Love - Beyoncè

THE OVERS
Anton Stephans : All About That Bass / Bang Bang - Meghan Trainor / Jessie J
Max Stone : Somewhere Over The Rainbow / What A Wonderful World - Israel Kamakawiwo'ole / Louis Armstrong

THE GROUPS
Reggie 'N' Bollie : What Makes You Beautiful / Cheerleader - One Direction / OMI
4th Impact : Sound Of The Underground / Boom Clap - Girls Aloud / Charli XCX

Lots of interesting choices- smell a rat that Lauren is the only one who has been given something current in her group- and Kevin has been stitched up like a kipper with 'Return of the Mack'.

I might miss the beginning, as I have said I will go to a firework display. It's raining- I hope it carries on

See y'all later

Simon really really wants to be rid of Anton, doesn't he?

All kinds of wrong
wrong.

I wouldn't be able to critique that

I thought flack looked like an early Christmas tree!

My face really is like this (but not yellow.)

What were they thinking?

What a shame . I feel so sorry for him!

Oh

Simon doesn't want to win, clearly.

I've got the post-cringe now.

Christ I'm gonna be waking up at 3am with the post-cringes.

Simon is just fucking with his category, I believe.

All I can say is - thank god I have and lots of it. That was torture.

That was a cracking thread wasn't it?

Is that bruise from Anton then?

That was embarrassing.

Poor Anton, they made a fool of him. As Grimmers says, he's all about the emosh!

And why does the staging always looks like it's been done by some over enthusiastic new art teacher. On acid.

Simon still has concussion obviously

Simon wants Anton to leave. Blatantly

Oh dear God what utter shite! (New to the thread but have been lurking, hope you don't mind me jumping in!)

~shakes hands with everyone~
~offers round peanut m&ms~

Bof- it was great- really lovely. I can't remember if we ever got an answer, but it was a nice way to spend my time.

I think so Raahh

Also does anyone else think that Caroline's dress is really odd? It reminds me of like a piece of cardboard:

Squoosh I think the stage props came from a Katie Price wedding

I hate it when they take everything onboard. I wish they'd just glower and say "Fuck the lot of yers".

So many fake smiles and coy giggles. Vom!

As IF Anton has any interest in hour glass figured girls. Now that really would be a reinvention. A lifestyle reinvention.

mum- ooh, love peanut m and m's.

Dh had one job- and the monkey nuts he got are not roasted. Gutted.

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