X FACTOR 8pm- and this week the theme is 'Reinventions' a.k.a 'making it their own'.

[Raahh]

Rubbish. And will probably produce a lot of John Lewis ad type versions.

And there is an overload of of mash-ups.

Here are the songs they are singing.

THE BOYS
Seann Miley Moore : California Dreamin' - Mamas & Papas
Ché Chesterman : You Can't Hurry Love - The Supremes
Mason Noise : Teardrops - Womack & Womack

THE GIRLS
Lauren Murray : Hold Back The River - James Bay
Louisa Johnson : Billie Jean - Michael Jackson
Kiera Weathers : Return Of The Mack - Mark Morrison
Monica Michael : Crazy In Love - Beyoncè

THE OVERS
Anton Stephans : All About That Bass / Bang Bang - Meghan Trainor / Jessie J
Max Stone : Somewhere Over The Rainbow / What A Wonderful World - Israel Kamakawiwo'ole / Louis Armstrong

THE GROUPS
Reggie 'N' Bollie : What Makes You Beautiful / Cheerleader - One Direction / OMI
4th Impact : Sound Of The Underground / Boom Clap - Girls Aloud / Charli XCX

Lots of interesting choices- smell a rat that Lauren is the only one who has been given something current in her group- and Kevin has been stitched up like a kipper with 'Return of the Mack'.

I might miss the beginning, as I have said I will go to a firework display. It's raining- I hope it carries on

See y'all later

Yes, Chezza. Reinvention. Not 'do it like the original'.

Squoosh no, not particularly

'Good luck Anton' said in the tone of a Captain forcing some lowly deckhand out to barter with the cannibals.

Pre cringing.

Women dressed as speakers?

Is Simon's black eye from Anton last week?

No no no no

Jesus. Kill me.

Poor Anton, he's going isn't he?

Oh dear

oh for god's sake would it be possible for this to be any worse?

Can I join in?

I can't cope with how awful this is

Evening. Feeling so much second-hand embarrassment right now... just awful

I wonder if those poor speaker bitches were the ones who had to dress up as horses and drag Kitteh around the other year.

That is cringily bad

And he's thrusting

Oh. My. God.

Oh my. Simon has made him look like an utter joke act.

what the actual fuck?

Even he looks ashamed of himself

This is paaaaaiiinful! Cringe! It's like Simon WANTS him to fail.

A 40 something bloke singing about not being a stick figure Barbie doll?

I'm joining this thread just to say WTF is Anton doing?! This is beyond awful!

No one minces to Bang Bang ffs

I'm losing the will, this is the worst year yet.

Chezza looks totally confused, bless her.