X FACTOR 8pm- and this week the theme is 'Reinventions' a.k.a 'making it their own'.

[Raahh]

Rubbish. And will probably produce a lot of John Lewis ad type versions.

And there is an overload of of mash-ups.

Here are the songs they are singing.

THE BOYS
Seann Miley Moore : California Dreamin' - Mamas & Papas
Ché Chesterman : You Can't Hurry Love - The Supremes
Mason Noise : Teardrops - Womack & Womack

THE GIRLS
Lauren Murray : Hold Back The River - James Bay
Louisa Johnson : Billie Jean - Michael Jackson
Kiera Weathers : Return Of The Mack - Mark Morrison
Monica Michael : Crazy In Love - Beyoncè

THE OVERS
Anton Stephans : All About That Bass / Bang Bang - Meghan Trainor / Jessie J
Max Stone : Somewhere Over The Rainbow / What A Wonderful World - Israel Kamakawiwo'ole / Louis Armstrong

THE GROUPS
Reggie 'N' Bollie : What Makes You Beautiful / Cheerleader - One Direction / OMI
4th Impact : Sound Of The Underground / Boom Clap - Girls Aloud / Charli XCX

Lots of interesting choices- smell a rat that Lauren is the only one who has been given something current in her group- and Kevin has been stitched up like a kipper with 'Return of the Mack'.

I might miss the beginning, as I have said I will go to a firework display. It's raining- I hope it carries on

See y'all later

Anyone else imaging Rita face down on the floor with a stiletto on her head and Mon shouting 'what's my name bitch' later on?

Speaking of twin zeppelins!

Nipple?

Those thighs could kill a man. And as for the boobage!

Imminent wardrobe malfunction warning!!!

That's a bosom and a half!

I'm sure Beyonce herself has done this slowed down, big orchestra version of this.

Awful singing

Awful dancing

Awful outfit

Poor Mon

Monica looks like the sort that would glass you in a bar for glancing in her direction!

What was that last note? Bloody awful!

When that dancer squatted it looked like the flame was coming out of his arse!

Wardrobe malfunction...

Her costume is falling apart.

She is only just in a dress, in fact most of her is not in the dress

Monica reminds me of Ruth lorenzo

Cheryl needs to chill the fuck out with the bronzer.

She looks like a Disney villain

I'm not being bitchy towards Monica, I'm really not. But come on, did she have her tits constantly out BEFORE the public voting started?

I'm thinking the producers are to blame here.

Why does Cheryl always talk about "your vocal"? Why not say voice or singing? It annoys me!

Simon is in the grumpiest of moods...

I've been trying to think of something to say about that but all I can come up with is this.

Platypus

She's still got the earrings, though.

Good point, Noel.

What's with the glove/sleeve things falling of?