X FACTOR 8pm- and this week the theme is 'Reinventions' a.k.a 'making it their own'.

[Raahh]

Rubbish. And will probably produce a lot of John Lewis ad type versions.

And there is an overload of of mash-ups.

Here are the songs they are singing.

THE BOYS
Seann Miley Moore : California Dreamin' - Mamas & Papas
Ché Chesterman : You Can't Hurry Love - The Supremes
Mason Noise : Teardrops - Womack & Womack

THE GIRLS
Lauren Murray : Hold Back The River - James Bay
Louisa Johnson : Billie Jean - Michael Jackson
Kiera Weathers : Return Of The Mack - Mark Morrison
Monica Michael : Crazy In Love - Beyoncè

THE OVERS
Anton Stephans : All About That Bass / Bang Bang - Meghan Trainor / Jessie J
Max Stone : Somewhere Over The Rainbow / What A Wonderful World - Israel Kamakawiwo'ole / Louis Armstrong

THE GROUPS
Reggie 'N' Bollie : What Makes You Beautiful / Cheerleader - One Direction / OMI
4th Impact : Sound Of The Underground / Boom Clap - Girls Aloud / Charli XCX

Lots of interesting choices- smell a rat that Lauren is the only one who has been given something current in her group- and Kevin has been stitched up like a kipper with 'Return of the Mack'.

I might miss the beginning, as I have said I will go to a firework display. It's raining- I hope it carries on

See y'all later

I thought he was good. Love his lipstick - anyone know what it is?

I think that he's trying to be too Lady Gaga.

Another bloody break!

It's all way too much drama - and he's all about the image. But I've never liked him, anyway.

Is it the Twin Zeppelins from the kebab shop next?

Bloody missed all the judges feedback because I needed a wee. Pah!

Ellie Gouldings eyelid crease is really high.

I missed Sean because the blummin dog wanted out.

Reinvention = do the song as usual but wearing a pleather pencil skirt

Clearly Flack is 'reinventing' her rubbish presenting by doing it as usual but dressed as half a Christmas cracker.

Evening all by the way! You've made X factor bearable for 2 years of lurking. I can offer very little in the way of snackage.

I'm on delay so several pages behind the rest of you, but I just had to say how much I fucking hate Simon Cowell for doing that to Anton. An great singer reduced to a novelty act surrounded by dancing speaker minges. Fuck him for thinking people are written off as jokes at the age of twenty fucking seven.

I'm sure their viewing figures would be higher if the show wasn't so bloody long. I'm losing interest now. An hour would be more than enough. (I realise that means they'd each only get to perform for about 1 minute but would that really be so bad?)

Just searched "Jeremy Spake" on Google images.

2 years of lurking disgraceful, you're in now- no going back!

Choices:

1. Another beer to make x-factor bearable
2. Avoiding another beer knowing that DSS (6) will attempt to wake us up a rediculous o'clock in the morning to tell me his pumpkin has gone mouldy again don't ask

Did she forget?

Have the beer!

RITA YOU ARSE

That was embarrassing, wasn't it?

Well that was awkward

Monica will HARM her for forgetting her name.

Ooh, it's scary Monica.

Cringe!!

A friend of mine has been to last year's show with Dermot. True professional, no autocue, apart from results show and numbers. Ad libbed all the way through.

She's also been to last week's show (mad friend who loves x factor!). These two are literally reading off the autocue apparently, and total car crash

Come back Dermot

Claws

Monica just needs a pole