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YET AGAIN A NEW THREAD IS NEEDED

So we now finally know about les/claudette secret

gavin has done a runner

max is still banged up while nutty bobby roams the square looking for his next victim

what happened to kat/alfie, and his brain tumour and her secret long lost twin of zoe

stacey secret key

where is charlie

what happens to Dean

and most of all who is the father of staceys baby

add any other plots we have forgotten

Can anyone tell me what fell out of the box last night? A raw turkey?

A pigs head Hels

Sign of a grass apparently.

Who did Phil call? And who is much bigger than Phil that they are trying to catch?

Perhaps he called to arrange the pigs head? I thought it might be Gavin they are after, unless it's Grant.

Who is bigger than Phil?

Has to be Gavin (he has been shoe-horned into EE history, has money and they used a known 'name' actor so they've got something big planned)

Or could be Grant - has he crossed a drug baron in Sarf Americah? Or is he running a drug cartell?

[ooooohhhhhh]

Oh could be Grant, not convinced it's Gavin.

Do you think that Phil knows he's a grass? He seemed genuine when asking why the five o where at the Albert.

I think the someone bigger than Phil is claudette!

I'm about a million weeks behind on EE maybe 2

Need to get on it before the Christmas episodes. Are they still doing the gangster stuff? Might skip through all that dulls stuff.

Yes claudette she is nasty enough

Is Grant actually coming back then?

He could turn up looking for Peggy, Who as you'll all remember, vanished after getting out of a taxi and talking to Dot back in february.

Claudette began her stay as Mercy's nan, sorry, I mean as a foster mother, pillar of the community and supporter of Les and his secret.
Now she is a harranguing mother in law, vengeful harridan and gangsta granny! Ridiculous.

And Kathy and Shirley are bff. Excellent stuff, so realistic.

Has Linda always been bulimic? I think when she arrived in the square it was one of those periods I wasn't watching, so was curious whether it was already a character arc.

I agree it's stupid that Claudette is suddenly some sort of East End hardarse. She's so caring that she looks after foster children that no one else wants, and helped a friend through his cross dressing, but disowned her biological son for informing on drug dealers? Plus it's all supposed to be some stupid revenge plan for his dad so surely she'd be up for that.

I thought she may be pregnant.

I wondered that, too, if it could be pregnancy sickness.

Confused with what claudette thought Vincent was doing? She's a twat.

when claudette bent over her massive chest had i mind of its own

So much bad acting, why is Old Mother Hubbard so bothered about Vincent being a grass or not? Fake blood on Vincent was also superb. But yes the Linda story is a bit of a new one - eating disorder because of wedding/family stress?

But, will we see any scenes of Denise visiting Lucas in prison re Jordan? What's the logic there - why would Lucas know where his son is?!

I hope Babe's Christmas card is a sign that Queenie (Hev's horrible mum) is coming back.

Did wonder why the only way Denise could find out where Jordan was is by asking Lucas? Has she tried Facebook yet?

Tonights was confusing why is vincent dead to gangsta granny why is Linda throwing up and i missed a bit how did Elaine and Linda find out about babe the baby seller? Dh said of claudette oh my she is busomy

I thought Queenie died?

No she never died.

Cora told Elaine and Linda about Babe.

Claudette is all Boob. Anyone else notice how she only remembers to do a cockney accent at the end of a sentence? Vincent had chocolate sauce on his t shirt.