The Apprentice

[lorelei9]

who's watching?

I'm sad that we won't have Nick this time. And I hope Baggsy gets a tribute of some sort.

How hilarious would it be if the difference in sales is the £10, she just turned down??

How soon before he does a double fire???

So I guess April is just that little bit taller, little bit prettier, little bit thicker than the average person

Me! Not fucking myself!

They've made it look like the calamari team are screwed, so I bet April's team loses. They tend to edit to lead you in the wrong direction.

But boak at the idea of having calamari ten degrees above the maximum temperature...

MYSELF!
bingo!

You didn't want to be PM either you dick

One of the them looks like Rick Astley

Oh, they have allowed the secretary a spreadsheet! Wonder whether it's to compare which one's the biggest twat?

Hahaaaa, what are you on about?! Love sralan

Oh my god how useless was the drippy looking lad on the yellow team!

Lol at your woman in the orange

'I know I'll wear orange and be the only bright colour in the room, that'll make me stand ou.......oh shit'

April has a look of Grace jones too.

April reminds me of Grace Jones (but more scary)

I actually hadn't seen that woman in orange before the board room

Oooh I forgot this was on... only just turned over to it now.

Are we having nicknames this year?

That woman in the front row - has she had bad lip fillers?

Hate April's UFO hair.

April has been renamed Atilla

youare yes, I see what you mean she might have.

hahahaha

£1.87 profit, hahahaha

£1.87!

Fuck. Is that the lowest profit ever?

£1.87