The Apprentice

[lorelei9]

who's watching?

I'm sad that we won't have Nick this time. And I hope Baggsy gets a tribute of some sort.

Does anywhere else get twats selling fish door-to-door? They have better patter than this lot?

I'd die laughing if someone offered me a £9 salad, even in London.

And then point them to Pret, which is nicer food, and adequately cooked, for less than £9.

Which one is April?

Love the Finding Nemo music!

The one who talks quickly reminds me of LuLu from Ab Fab.

They bought fish at 3 am. Its now 2pm or something?yummy

Inappropriate touching ahoy!

Anchor I'm in. Shall we name ourselves "The best twats"?

Red April is the Jamaican lady

Ruth is my early favourite

Is It Fish?

We're a vegan restaurant.

Classic Apprentice.

The wordsmith has never seen the show, has he?

A taste of my fish!!!!!!

I didn't go into the process to sell fish in the street

How long do we give him?

Ohh yum, raw Calamari

OoOooo raw calamari. Yum. It's already ruined at 15 degrees, isn't it. How much food poisoning did they sell?

Claude smiled!

You really wouldn't want to purchase anything edible from these absolute numpties would you?

Taste my fish indeed!

A power hour?

theredlion I reckoned week 2 I may be willing to lower my odds...

Can't we just fire all of them?

Won't all of those fingers be off by now? They've been out in the sun all day!

Oh April just turned down a sale, could be a nail in her coffin

Fishy fingers indeed!

I'm fairly sure Lord Sugar will just gloss over the calamari...

the shadow of unused calamari hanging over us

Comedy gold.