EASTENDERS GOSSIP

[Blondeshavemorefun]

another thread. Gawd we gossip :)

So Cathy came back and max has done a runner

Will the truth come out about BOBBIE

Still waiting for les and claudette mystery

Will Stacey give birth?

Who is the cross dresser / hopefully not les

Who will visit the shed next

Will Abbie find out Ben likes men?

Will Peter come back and see /meet his son?

I thought Kaffy died?

How sweet - you think death is permanent.

:o

Kat had boy/girl twins I think, not twin girls.

I thought Kaffy died

She did, but it isn't the handicap it once was.

Oh and one character Vincent has been retconned into the history of the show, He's been here since about march, But everyone has known him for years, and we are supposed to pretend he's been there for years. Since he was "a grubby little kid when his dad knew Den watts and hung around with Phil".

Real ones, we had June Whitfield Cameo for a couple of episode as a nun to explain it to us.

Really, Kat forgot she gave birth to twins, as you do.

The missing baby is still out there waiting to be unmasked as Zoe's mysteriously-vanished twin brother. I don't think the scriptwriters have decided which former character this will turn out to be, so they don't know who to bring back yet.

Oh and Fat Elvis changed from a thin White guy into a fat black guy.

I thought it was compulsory on here for spoof threads to be about the Archers.

The weirdest thing was probably when the show becuase "Carry on Doctor" and you had Manuel From fawlty towers and Timothy West getting nurses in the hospital (including sonia) to bend over and pick up dropped pens....

While two women fought over them...

or when Dot cotton killed Nick cotton and every person in the square agreed to cover it up...

ust to let you know, at no time did i make a racist comment on your fun thread
The op has now flounced so doubt they will ever explain themselves

Dot Cotton killed Nick Cotton who was already dead and cremated Before he came back.

Kat had two lots of twins. Boy/girl ones where she forgot about having the boy and boy ones with Alfie who I thought was infertile but he managed to get Kat pregnant in a matter of weeks despite shagging Roxie fruitlessly for nearly a year.

your fun thread

it was the thread of one person only as far as I know.

so have Kat and Alfie got 5 kids now?
I havn't watched it since micheal started his stuff on Jean

I missed the whole "Zoe has a twin" thing.
I vaguely recall Kat and/or Alfie winning the lottery - did they disappear after that?

That dickhead Alfie will spunk their millions away on some worthless tat before too long & they will be brassic again before you can say "pie n mash innit!".

Oh come on, you are making all that up

Alarmingly no, it's all true.

Kat has 5 kids but only knows about 4
Zoe and the secret twin she doesnt know she had
Tommy - who was Michael Moons but Alfie is bringing him up
Bert and Ernie - twins with Alfie

I vaguely recall Kat and/or Alfie winning the lottery - did they disappear after that?

Yes they won the lottery and went off into the sunset to spain, with the "gone forever" piano music ending.

Leaving all the storylines they currently had to be dropped...
Also Tommy wetting himself all the time becuase he was scared of Kat didn't go anywhere did it?

Did Wellard mark 2 ever come into being?
Could Bobby dog nap him and train him to be a dangerous dog and then deploy him round the square on a rabid attack spree?

I'd forgotten about Michael Moon. Is he in Kathy's handbag?

Redcrayons thanks. so I assume he will turn up sometime