X FACTOR - Auditions Week 2- September 5th -**** 8.15****

[Raahh]

because keeping to the same time as last week would be too easy. Probably something to do with Strictly...

I can't find anything very exciting to say about tonight- and so far, it doesn't look like there are any returnees , which is disappointing. Oh, and after last week's Olly Murs ex- band mate, this week there is an Olly Murs tribute act performing. Only he sings 'Uptown Funk' not an Olly song, confusingly.

I have , but no nibbles. Will send dh out later

Always a good move to embrace the pearl necklace if you're trying to break into the music industry, I believe.

Is her name Bernice?

That's such a glamorous, showbiz name.....

Fairy I'm sure we will see some soon.

I don't know how you can see with that on your head Noel

bof I just chocked on my juice then

Bof ewwwwww.

I suspect you're right. Prob a good idea to wear shades when being 'gifted' a pearl necklace.

Proper guffawing at the Pot Noodle ad

I'm dressed like a Hi-De-Hi cast member this evening squooshed I thought everyone was doing it?

Me this evening...........

I guessed the ending of the pot noodle ad.

Because I have no life.

Oh goody. He is a cabaret act.

34

My long deceased grandfather is in better nick than him.

37! And her mum!

They look well on it

Why pick someone to be a judge who can't do all the auditions?

There is an act this year who left their job at Tesco to audition. Is this them?

The grand finale...a pleather crinoline.

She looks older than 37. Really.

simon is bring too nice.

What is a kind face?

She looks like Sinnita!

That skirt is truly awful.

Will SOMEONE think of the PLOWS??!

What is her name? woopsie?

What's all this 'nice' 'kind' shizz?

Ewww. What does nasty mean?

Eww at the give me nasty sex talk

I hope 'nasty' doesn't involve gussets and grinding.

Oh dear

"Tonight Matthew I'm going to be...."

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Beverley Knight