X FACTOR - Auditions Week 2- September 5th -**** 8.15****

[Raahh]

because keeping to the same time as last week would be too easy. Probably something to do with Strictly...

I can't find anything very exciting to say about tonight- and so far, it doesn't look like there are any returnees , which is disappointing. Oh, and after last week's Olly Murs ex- band mate, this week there is an Olly Murs tribute act performing. Only he sings 'Uptown Funk' not an Olly song, confusingly.

I have , but no nibbles. Will send dh out later

Sandie Shaw is watching yelling 'put your shoes on and get your own gimmick'

Swooshed

You can't Rita- because Simon will rip your head off.

Right decision from Rita.

And an all new cuddly Simon.

Still,she's got good interview technique- that should come in handy.

Noel I i LOVE that audition.

And now Chezza is being all Head Girly.

You know nothing, Chezza Fezza Vezza.

Those shorts are so flattering

Molly Urs really isn't Dermot is he?

Is she going to be shit?

A ballad version of Taylor.

Will this work?

John Lewis does Taylor swift

Pretty girl but why is she dressed like a Hi De Hi cast member?

Simon clearly thought not

Still pursuing the dream

That's a glug of .

Oh ffs.

At least it isn't 'At last'

Oh please.

I was JUST going to say she was going for a Billie Holiday look. If St Billie wore marketstall jumpsuits.

I'm dressed like a Hi-De-Hi cast member this evening squooshed I thought everyone was doing it?

She is even dressed to sing this.

I know it is all staged, but honestly!

"Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be....."

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Rebecca Ferguson

She looks like Maria from Dexter

Noel

Shit Rebecca Ferguson.

Why aren't they showing any really shit ones this year?

I'm not dressed HiDeHi tonight. I went for the 6 inch nail- fringed baseball cap instead.