X FACTOR - Auditions Week 2- September 5th -**** 8.15****

[Raahh]

because keeping to the same time as last week would be too easy. Probably something to do with Strictly...

I can't find anything very exciting to say about tonight- and so far, it doesn't look like there are any returnees , which is disappointing. Oh, and after last week's Olly Murs ex- band mate, this week there is an Olly Murs tribute act performing. Only he sings 'Uptown Funk' not an Olly song, confusingly.

I have , but no nibbles. Will send dh out later

Terrifying.

Good singing, even better gurning.

He would be good in Jesus Christ Superstar.

Haha Pickle snap!

Honey

x post -stormy

He is a bit musical theatre but I like him his dog

Did that even have a tune?

Does anyone know?

He's wearing a vest.

He was very Johnny Mathis.

If they do Christmas songs, he can do- 'When a Child is born'

Elaine Paige! Another one i dislike. Odd audition but they liked it ?

Rita talking perfect sense again

Rita Ora talks rubbish.

Noel- Hudson songs don't have tunes. Fact.

I hate songs that just meander around the octaves without a hint of a melody. Which is why I hate almost every single thing Mariah Carey has ever released.

Very true Raahh, very true

Chezza likes 'em humble

Oh I LOVE EP. But I can see why she would grate if you're not a musical theatre fan.

He's like a little Nigel Slater

DOGGGYYYYYYY!

He is going to be such a diva

Good back story to come out then. Nans are over.

Honey is a shit name for a grey dog.

Well next week looks just as good

Nigal slater! Flavk is annoying me , does she bloody speak? Grrr

See you next Saturday.
Night all