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Blondeshavemorefun · 07/08/2015 23:02

By the end of this thread will

Will Kathy be back?

What is les and massive tits claudette secret

Gbp is still in matching mummy outfits Grin

Will Shabs have her baby?

Any more kids in the kiddi cupboard .........

Will Ben pop back out

Will Lola come back

Who will the cross dresser be

Sure there are more things we need to know

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LovelyFriend · 22/09/2015 10:29

Blondes next week GBP will amaze us all as she changes her own nappy and makes dinner for Patrick Grin

LittleBearPad · 22/09/2015 12:03

The Pearl bottle thing was ridiculous; have any of the writers ever seen a baby. No doubt in a few weeks time there will be a comment about it to explain how it's single given the writers seem to be reading this and clearing up all the cock-ups we keep pointing out.

Poor Charlie. Although why he came out the waiting room when the train hadn't arrived so that Ronnie could see him is anyone's guess. If he'd waited and hopped on Ronnie would never have accused him of being Nick Confused.

AGnu · 22/09/2015 13:04

So Charlie was trying to get Matthew away from Ronnie because she's twisted, manipulative & dangerous like his dad but he believes her when she says manipulative things to him & abandons his PFB in a train station waiting room where he might easily have not been found by Ronnie who naturally assumed Charlie had taken him. If she didn't have superhero-level hearing then she could've left without him, Matthew would've been found by someone else & an investigation launched into why both his parents abandoned him & proper checks done on both of them before social services granted either of them custody!

LineyReborn · 22/09/2015 14:12

AGnu, I didn't understand any of it, tbh.

BlueThursday · 22/09/2015 19:06

I've been on holiday for the last 2 weeks so had a marathon viewing the last few nights

This back and forward with Kathy is annoying me a bit

I was a bit Hmm at GBP drinking her own bottle and a bit Shock at Matthew in the seat thing

You'd think Ronnie and roxy would have enlisted station staff to help them

Good to see the props dept making good use of the licence fee by having the car seat used by Matthew and Louie

LineyReborn · 22/09/2015 19:35

Here we go. I'm still clueless.

nancy75 · 22/09/2015 20:01

Ah poor Robbie, a face not even a mother could love

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Blondeshavemorefun · 23/09/2015 00:02

Robbie isn't that bad

So jim locked max up in a coffin

Didn't Tanya do the same in the woods?

Marcus was a naughty boy and disappeared for years (thigh the said he was dead) and changed his name after stealing the money off the sale of the vic (when Phil grant and sam about) so surely he would and should be disbarred and wouldn't be flaunting his self in court /public

And also surprised that Phil hasn't told any of his dodgy solicitors that kathy is alive and what would her jail time be for

  1. faking own death
  2. insurance fraud
  3. wasting police time
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SheHasAWildHeart · 23/09/2015 00:11

I know it's a soap, but.... Why didn't Charlie just hire a solicitor and fight for sole/joint custody?!

Jasonandyawegunorts · 23/09/2015 07:42

I have a soft spot for robbie, I thinkit's becuase the first storyline i everwatched back when i was a child was where he went vegatarian for a week, then got caught stuffing his face with a roast chicken.

Jasonandyawegunorts · 23/09/2015 08:17

Are they doing all these "Two or three episode cameos" because it's the 30th year?

LineyReborn · 23/09/2015 08:42

I nearly had an extreme episode of dissonance when I saw Robbie. I have forgotten how he's related to everyone and why he's been away and I'm still confused about the whole Mattthew being left at the station thing.

Thank God for this thread Smile

Jasonandyawegunorts · 23/09/2015 08:51

Max's mum and dad had 6 children, I know Carol, Derek and Jack who are the other three?

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Blondeshavemorefun · 23/09/2015 09:02

You forgot max as no 4 :)

Suzy and April are the other 2.

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Redcrayons · 23/09/2015 09:30

Liney - I can't get my head round the Jackson kids being related to Max for some reason. When Sonia was in court I was thinking 'what's it got to do with her?' Took me a Minute to remember he's her uncle.

LittleRedSparkle · 23/09/2015 09:42

oh god, the court room scenes, phil left too big a gap to be spontaneously angry and burst out

and the judge sounded like he was actually reading out the "get out of my courtroom"

LineyReborn · 23/09/2015 09:48

Redcrayons - glad it's not just me. And I watched New Tricks last night for the first time in years and when I saw Larry Lamb and Mel Whatsername my head nearly exploded. And as for Posh Rodney ...

SheHasAWildHeart · 23/09/2015 15:58

I also don't get how that day Ben said he couldn't see Abi give evidence in court because witnesses aren't allowed to see other witnesses in court. How come Abi then went to court with Lauren and sat through the trial?

SoupDragon · 23/09/2015 16:33

what happened to the Coker's grandson? Is he still hanging around?

LittleBearPad · 23/09/2015 17:05

I think Ben couldn't watch Abi because he hadn't yet given evidence but Abi could have watched him/gone with Lauren because she had already given her evidence when he was testifying. This is a bit of a guess but seems vaguely reasonable.

The Charlie/Matthew thing is ludicrous. Heaven forbid anyone do anything the proper way.

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Blondeshavemorefun · 23/09/2015 17:12

Think Phil catches Ben and croker gs soon and Abbie will have her heart broken again

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SheHasAWildHeart · 23/09/2015 18:30

If Abi and Ben break up there isn't anywhere for her character to go. At the moment she's attached to the Mitchell's. Pretty soon there won't be any Brannings left. Once Carol leaves will Sonia be following?

FYI Am sure they were saying on one of the BBC radio stations that Robbie would be returning with a drastic new look. He didn't look any different to me.

LittleBearPad · 23/09/2015 18:51

Once Carol leaves will Sonia be following?

There's wishful thinking Grin

AGnu · 23/09/2015 19:50

Liney Chrissie Watts is in New Tricks too! Grin

A while ago when Sonia gate-crashed Stacey's scan & chatted to Martian I couldn't figure out why they seemed so chummy - I'd completely forgotten they were married! Confused

Tania buried Max in a coffin because she knew Jim did it to him so knew how much it'd mess with his head.

LineyReborn · 23/09/2015 20:16

AGnu Of course - Posh Rodney's forensic OH. Quite the reunion.

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