EASTENDERS MYSTERIES

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By the end of this thread will

Will Kathy be back?

What is les and massive tits claudette secret

Gbp is still in matching mummy outfits

Will Shabs have her baby?

Any more kids in the kiddi cupboard .........

Will Ben pop back out

Will Lola come back

Who will the cross dresser be

Sure there are more things we need to know

I'm not sure why. Maybe he has an important storyline coming up? You have to admit though, he was pretty annoying!

Denny's getting a new head? Must be the weight of all that hair.

They changed Bobby's head last year when he whacked Lucy.

It was a bit dull tonight, a bit like they're just bridging between storylines. Great to have Dot back though!

Everybody was annoying me tonight Ronnie and her face jane and her madeyes whitney and her whiny gob and sharpie brows lee and his plank acting could have slapped them all! AND IAN BEALE CALLING SHARON SHAZ FFS SHAZ

Yes I know it made Dot look like Vanessa Redgrave.

I was really distracted by the outfits tonight. Ronnie was wearing a bat winged bin liner and someone had stolen The shoulders from Witneys top completely.

And now Babe the child snatcher's back with her poy and mesh.

Whitney is doin moi 'ead in.

Is Whitney usually that whiney and naggy ? Oh aye poy and mesh back to the bosum of her family and I still dont understand her obsession with Stan

Poy n mash! I must admit it did look quite nice.. I never see anyone actually eating any of it though.
Whitney is so annoying, but then she is with soldier carter - why stay with such a horrible person as Lee? he has no redeeming features, his eyes are too close together and he is always miserable. She has never had much luck with men, bless her.
where are the children? there was a glimpse of some of the babies last night, but the bigger children ( Amy, lily) are always home alone.

Last nights was boring

Just watched Mondays episode. Babe can piss off. Cora/Ronnie/Roxy/Sharon/The Beales/Charlie/Vincent can do one too
Bring on the big Kathy comeback FFS!
I always love a Dot monologue so the end was fab

I think Sharon is wearing someone else's legs, her bottom half looks much too small for her top half

Is there anyone left who hasn't lived in that shed on the allotments?

I've got my name down for the shed, hoping to move in next week

Oh God I see what you mean about Sharon's split body.

Whos shed isit its a london allotment are sheds not like gold dust. Its sharons top half clothes that give her that weird shape its layer on layer with shoulder pads

They seem to dress Sharon's boobs very badly, makes her look like a rugby player on top, but looking at her legs sheust be quite slim.

If an estate agents see that shed they would market it as a bijou residence in an up & coming location and price it at 2 grand a month

I think I might ask my husband to walk out of work and spend the afternoon in the park, if he refuses I'll hook up with an old flame who recently blackmailed me and took a family business. That's reasonable isn't it?
FFS, can Ronnie just enjoy being a mum for a bit or take up sudoku? Why does she have to create drama all the time? (I realise that is the point of the programme). Just a bit of normality for 5 minutes please.
Vincent wants to be there for Pearl growing up and be a good dad, this doesn't involve respecting her mum apparently.
Also Cora is so vile to Dot who had put up with shed loads of hassle from her.

I swear Danny Dyer is just making rhyming slang up now, a brady?!
I also thought there was something wrong with my telly as Sharon (or Shaz apparently) is increasingly orange, especially next to Jane.
I felt really sad for Linda when they stood her up

Some friend Sharon is, forgetting that it's a year since the rape.

Danny Dyer says stuff is probably on his script .

I have a fb friend who periodicaly rants about DD she is v funny

Nah I reckon they write his scripts in plain English and have to do at least 10 takes of DD translating it into a mockney ad lib before it's anywhere near understandable.

Bet they just let him get on with it arse that he is