Big Brother Thread 5 - Who needs a wifey when you could have a Power Dave?

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Time for another thread.

Settle in and hide the tin foil from Marc.

What has happened tonight? Why are they disliking Sam

They're a right bunch of bitches

Scoop better have a very good excuse, Sole.

Yeah

I'll get the axe sharpened Anne!

JCB is on standby, Sole.

Anne!

Fancy having other things to do at 9pm

Are you suggesting that people leave the house at 9pm on a Saturday night? Surely not.

MC Scoop delurk immediately!

Red is after you!

The concept is beyond me, Red.

I'm so late tonight but I had comment on Simon trying to make himself start crying, and then changing tactics when everyone ignored him!

So if Sam and Simon are up for eviction next week one of them will end up in the secret room

I'm late tonight. Had friends over as it was their wedding anniversary and me and dh were chief bridesmaid and best man. Warm fuzzy feelings all round as she's now expecting a baby girl and I can off load all the shit in my loft give lots of baby things

Looks a good one tonight! Just going to tell neighbours to stfu and grab a gin and I shall be watching!

Sinister, I'm so glad it's not just me, phew! Anyone else's wanting to join the Joel Appreciation club? And I totally get the Placebo reference!!!! Very good!

I've missed about a week on here! I actually went out one of those nights too! I went to see Take That, drank on the train, fell asleep and then woke up in the wrong town. It really was lime beings 17 again

So I'm not really liking any of them.

Marc - entertaining but some of the stuff he comes out with is vile.

Simon - irritating hysterical toddler
Sam - look at me! Has a whiff of desperation
Jack - has a whiff
Harry - put your goddamn boobs away. They aren't even nice ones
Jade - full of it
Nick - the nose picking is stomach turning. He's too busy thinking about the game and what he should be doing.
Chloe - nice girl
Joel - funny chap but, an object of desire? Not my cup of tea.
Danny - my cup of tea he's not the sharpest tool but seems a nice guy. The fact he us easy on the eye doesn't hurt either.

Is that everyone?

So many typos. Gah.

I hate Joel he should have left

I totally agree that the boobs aren't nice ones.

My nipples were much paler before I had DD . But Harry seems to have oddly shaped boobs too.

I'd love the public to save Lidl Louis and put someone else in the secret room. He would think we all liked what he was doing and keep doing it. Digging himself a deeper hole until he eventually sinks without a trace.

I'd also love the producers to put Jackie Stallone back in but doubt there will be celebs.

"Yeah, Brackie"

Sam is just bloody annoying .
Her voice is all whingey and whiney !

Did anyone really fancy Ash last year ? maybe before his horrible personality reared its ugly head !

I would have absolutely no time for a knob like Marc in real world , I'm not that keen on him on tv !
Danny just seems like Mr Danny Dull from Dullsville . . . . .yawn !

:...

If they have former HMs go in I hope it is ones like Science rather than the boring caricatures of themselves.

I didn't fancy Ash last year, he was very arrogant. Danny just seems like a nice guy, not particularly exciting but not vile either. I'd bet money on Nikki Graham going in but I don't think that would be a good move. They need lesser known non bots ones I think.

Now then ....now then....

Where's those PWB snitchers.....

Hi Scoop

Don't know Scoop haha

Didn't anybody like my pic?

:(