Big Brother Thread 5 - Who needs a wifey when you could have a Power Dave?

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Time for another thread.

Settle in and hide the tin foil from Marc.

Think he could well be....

Joel's mum really glam and Young

Ben - wow man, are you like, stoned?!

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I want Eileen to go. she's a bit irritating and I think Joel is more interesting to watch. he's very articulate. but obvs I'd much rather Simon left

Is Emma pg?

Yay they are chanting get Simon out

Simon is so desperate I'm cringing

I'd guess Eileen, Fantastic

"Spray"

"Swim"

"SLIMER-MAN"

Was that his Mum's?!?!?!?!

Faaaaakynell! She looks pretty darn good!

Missing bits so far, pup is having a mad5 but seems to have do calmed down a bit.

Simon makes Jade look like Mother Teresa!

anyone else think jade is clinging onto nick since she saw him cosy up to titty harry when she was in the basement?

Titty Harry lmao!!!!!

Eileen's got a cracking figure

Why does Jack always lie down rather than sit down?

Also, where is his dressing gown? Have they confiscated it for hygiene reasons?

I wondered the same Funny

lol Anne

danny looks very cute in those glasses. so nick is not a virgin

It got up and walked off Anne .

Can't watch vile vile eeeuuuuuu

Emma always wears clothes that make her look pregnant. I think there's a bit of the Queen Mother's style about her.

Yeah, she is sinick! Slimy Jade still snaking around Nick.

Lol Anne!

Chip - it probably threw itself in the pool.

I like Joel and I like his mum.

Totes Anne desperate for a wash